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Greetings, fellow gerbils!
Hey there, it's Gerry here! As you may have gathered, I am a gerbil and this is a blog about my life on this planet. I appear to humans through a machine called the GerbilMaestro, which is an exact copy of my master. I control this machine and most of the time pretend to be my master in front of other humans.
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Sunday 14 December 2014

Weekly News Round-Up #78: 07/12/2014

Hi guys, hope you're all well! We've had quite an average week just going abouts our business, but here are a few highlights.

To start off the week, we had a jolly good game of 'Heads Up' at breaktime. It proved that our knowledge of American celebrities isn't actually as good as we believed it to be.

Later on, we got onto the conversation topic of toilets and Cap explained to us that, at her old school, they used to lock the toilets. After contemplating the possible issues with this plan, for example, if someone was to be sick, this was a natural cue for that line '...and they were running and vomiting'. That old chestnut.

It seems that Academy just loves Christmas. They managed to get a massive tree which took an afternoon for the caretakers to put up. Of course, they had to cut bits off and flatten the bottom of the trunk, but what did they do with the all the extras? Well, they just stuck them behind pillars and in the old fire place. Beautiful. One of the caretakers also made a joke about putting your login details on the slice of the log they'd cut. Whatta joker. Afterwards, we questioned whether it would be such a good idea to put it up so early, not to mention in the hottest room in the House. The next morning, when we came in, the room was all decorated, with beads and lights on the tree and stars around the room, even though some were placed upside down...questionable.

In the middle of the week, DisneyLoverMolly and Master set out to conduct an interview about the Academy's Wi-Fi. We contemplated acting as if we were internet noobs and using archaic language, but ultimately opted against it. When writing it up, it because clear that what we'd originally labelled as an informative piece had become somewhat more of the comedy genre. Never mind, I'm sure people have a good sense of humour.

One trend that Wicks and Master have taken to recently is speaking in a Northern accent, in particular Doncasterish, which Master has deemed incredibly infectious. It seems that she is now trying to get out of the habit of using this accent, however it may be questioned how successful her attempts will be.

Towards the end of the week, Wicks had an idea for a new year's resolution; we could become ninjas. No joke, we could work on strength, stealth and endurance to become warriors of a sort. We'll keep you posted on whether or not this goes ahead.

Until next week, have a good one ;p

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