.: Greetings, fellow Gerbils! :.

Greetings, fellow gerbils!
Hey there, it's Gerry here! As you may have gathered, I am a gerbil and this is a blog about my life on this planet. I appear to humans through a machine called the GerbilMaestro, which is an exact copy of my master. I control this machine and most of the time pretend to be my master in front of other humans.
I hope you enjoy reading my blog. Thanks a gerbillion!

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Wednesday 31 December 2014

Top 12 Moments of 2014: No. 8

No. 8: The Scissor Incident

Somehow, offering scissors to another human in need of scissors proved to be quite a challenge for Master. The longer she left it, the more awkward it would be to ask if said other human still needed scissors. I'd like to think that we all learnt a lesson that day; don't hold back, take a chance, 'speak now or forever hold your peace', all that sorta stuff.

Further reading:
WNR #55

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