.: Greetings, fellow Gerbils! :.

Greetings, fellow gerbils!
Hey there, it's Gerry here! As you may have gathered, I am a gerbil and this is a blog about my life on this planet. I appear to humans through a machine called the GerbilMaestro, which is an exact copy of my master. I control this machine and most of the time pretend to be my master in front of other humans.
I hope you enjoy reading my blog. Thanks a gerbillion!

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Sunday 5 July 2015

Quote Week: July - Day 7 - 2/2

"DELICIOUS!"
- S.A.

Story behind quote:
Cap. captures the perfect follow-up to 'DISGUSTING!'

Quote Week: July - Day 7 - 1/2

"They ran out of sausages so we have to have burgers in hot dog buns."
- S.A. J.C.

Story behind quote:
At the barbecue on our last day at the Academy, Sharah and Jen tried to wait for the queue to die down, but in the end it was a case of snoozing and losing.

Saturday 4 July 2015

Quote Week: July - Day 6 - 2/2

"I specifically asked for lasagne..."
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
The day when the canteen decided to serve lasagne with nachos.

Quote Week: July - Day 6 - 1/2

"It's a Frankenstein tangerine!"
- A.A.

Story behind quote:
As a snack, ArwaChihuahua manages to find the smallest tangerine possible. However, after eating it, she attempts to staple the peel back together... And hence, it was born!

Friday 3 July 2015

Quote Week: July - Day 5 - 2/2

"...and then you'd have the ultimate barrel!"
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
In a rather lengthy conversation, we contemplated the possibility of two people with double barrel surnames taking both of their surnames in full as their child's surname, people with double barrel first names and the trouble they might have in life, e.g. trying to fit their name on their wedding cake. Along the way, we created the character of Jonathan-Charles Smith, said to be Slickens' future husband.

Quote Week: July - Day 5 - 1/2

"Pickle me quick!"
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
Death talk, won't dive into too many details. Although this does sound like a phrase you would see on a Love Heart (confectionery).

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Thursday 2 July 2015

Quote Week: July - Day 4 - 2/2

"I'm a big fan of meadow."
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
Wicks on her favourite landscapes - Part II

Quote Week: July - Day 4 - 1/2

"I'm a big fan of bleak."
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
Wicks tells us about her favourite types of landscape.

Wednesday 1 July 2015

Quote Week: July - Day 3 - 2/2

"Didn't realise I was training to be a rapid response paramedic."
- L.R.

Story behind quote:
Cap. comments on driving theory exams.

Quote Week: July - Day 3 - 1/2

"In one word...farm."
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
After attending a riveting talk on the business of agriculture, Wicks is asked to describe it in one word.