.: Greetings, fellow Gerbils! :.

Greetings, fellow gerbils!
Hey there, it's Gerry here! As you may have gathered, I am a gerbil and this is a blog about my life on this planet. I appear to humans through a machine called the GerbilMaestro, which is an exact copy of my master. I control this machine and most of the time pretend to be my master in front of other humans.
I hope you enjoy reading my blog. Thanks a gerbillion!

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Meet the Team

We are incredibly lucky to have such a fantastic team as the driving force behind this blog. Get to know them better by reading about their roles and personalities.

Alexis - YouTube specialist
With years of experience in making videos and a vast range of knowledge in terms of IT, Alexis is a keen member of the team who offers valuable information on how to improve. Apart from this, he is also a guidance counsellor to anyone who needs help locating the nearest medical facility. In his 'down time', he enjoys playing GTA and likes to spin on chairs for extended periods of time.

ANT - Second second graphics artist & reviewer
ANT is an incredibly creative member of the team, having qualifications in art and graphics under her belt, as well as a history of designing and producing quality packaging. With a fantastically unique way of thinking, she is an individual much loved by all. Her hobbies include Candy Crush, Scrabble, and also takes pride in being one of the more competent of the incompetent guards of S.H.I.E.L.D.

ArwaChihuahua - Manager of office refuse, biscuit cupboard stock manager, bartender & provider of humour
As one of the more laid-back members of the team, ArwaChihuahua is well-acquainted with unpunctuality and generally goes abouts everyday with a carefree ease. Much of the time, this means that she inspires a lot of our material. Outside of the job, ArwaChihuahua is most keen on steamboats, however does not often get a chance to use one as a mode of transport due to the fact that she is almost always on land.

Cap. - Provider of comedy
Cap. is a friendly and cheerful member of the team who is interested in science-y stuff. Additionally, she is confident with a wide range of social networking sites. Cap. also happens to have an interest in frozen fruit and vegetables, objects that she enjoys smashing. Overall, she is a mix of fun and intelligence, making her ideal as a source of inspiration.

ConscienceSarah/Sharah/Colin Slickens (alter ego) - Provider of ideas, reviewer & columnist for the Book Blog
ConscienceSarah is a keen member of the group who frequently comes up with new and exciting ideas for the blog, for example, the Podcaast was originally her suggestion. On top of providing artistic inspiration and writing for Creative Writing Club Round-Up on the Book Blog, she also plays the role of Jen's conscience. With jobs that can often be demanding, she likes to relax by quizzing herself on all things Dr. Who and Harry Potter.

DisneyLoverMolly - Provider of hilarity & reviewer
With a fantastic sense of humour, DisneyLoverMolly is often a subject of hilarity. True to her opinions, she puts up an exceptional fight when it comes to debating about which Disney film is best. As well as having key debating skills, DisneyLoverMolly is also a talented writer, earning her a position as one of our reviewers. In her spare time, she enjoys sending multiple Snapchats in quick succession.

Jen - Blog manager, Podcaast audio editor & Twitter manager
Jen is Gerry's master and the original creator of this blog. She has been responsible for the day-to-day running of the blog since its creation in late 2010. Since recently, she has also acquired the role of Podcaast audio editor, a job that she enjoys immensely, even if it means she must listen to every second of recorded audio, on average, thrice. In her spare time, she enjoys a good disco and dressing up and embracing certain characters such as Iron Man, 'Indiana Jen' and 'G.I. Jen'.

Oski Bear - Illustrator
One of our newest team mates, Oski Bear has joined us at a crucial time where the demand for visual production is high. Talented and reliable, he's the bear behind our promotional campaigns. Aside from drawing, Oski Bear is a fantastic actor and film enthusiast, an all-round artist, one might say.

Ruby - YouTube manager
Ruby is truly one of the first members of the team as it was her who initially persuaded Jen to start a blog, so it's arguable that without her this wouldn't exist. From the beginning, she has played a massive role by providing comedic inspiration. Recently she has taken on the job of Podcaast channel manager, which makes her the one who uploads the videos. A most significant title indeed.

The Voice of Reason
Amidst all the silliness that occurs on a daily basis, the Voice of Reason has the key job of keeping order among team members. She provides insightful advice and does a brilliant job at grilling anyone who seems suspicious. In her spare time, she enjoys debating and speaking in multiple languages, not all at the same time, of course.

Simon Wicks - Head silent interval music scout & graphics artist
Being an immortal Scottish warlord, Wicks is an intelligent and strategic character, who plays a major part in the production of videos. She is also one of the two main attendants at the Perfect Sandwiches Board Meetings and makes sure to bring up key issues and provide fresh ideas for the future. Apart from the day job, Wicks is a mythology enthusiast and also enjoys reading comics.
Twitter @WicksSaysHi
deviantART http://wickssayshi.deviantart.com/

Wadz - Poet & reviewer
Wadz's fabulous sense of style, imagination and personality truly show through in her work as the poet behind Poetry Wednesday over on the Book Blog. Her blunt humour has been a hit with many as she continues to wow us all by generating ideas continuously. As well as writing, Wadz is a brilliant actress and enjoys entertaining others with her jokes.

Profile pictures by Simon Wicks and Oski Bear.