.: Greetings, fellow Gerbils! :.

Greetings, fellow gerbils!
Hey there, it's Gerry here! As you may have gathered, I am a gerbil and this is a blog about my life on this planet. I appear to humans through a machine called the GerbilMaestro, which is an exact copy of my master. I control this machine and most of the time pretend to be my master in front of other humans.
I hope you enjoy reading my blog. Thanks a gerbillion!

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Monday 31 January 2011

ANT's secret talent...

Wow! ANT has a seriously amazing hidden talent, and I thought it would be nice to share it with all you lovely gerbils. ANT is a proper ACE...wait for it...RAPPER!!!!! You should hear her rap some Eminem. Absolutely fantastic! We love you ANT!
Following on from the subject of rap, check out this vid of this dude who can rap so fast, it is unbelievable! Here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6XLswqiX0s&feature=player_embedded
Enjoy!

Last day of January...

Well, as we reach the end of this month, we have to say goodbye to this month's gerbil pic. But come back tomorrow to see February's 'Pic of the Month'!
February is actually quite a funny word. I was discussing with ANT this morning about how when we were young we'd always spell it wrong. We'd always spell it as 'Febuary', without the 'r' after the 'b'. And then one morning Master found out the correct spelling and had to go back in all Master's excercise books and change the spelling! LOL! Good times...

Saturday 29 January 2011

Hey there!

How's everybody's day going??? This was a few weeks ago, but I saw ANT in Sainsbury's, I think it was either in the meat isle or the vegetable isle :)
Well, that was a little bit random. Just had to get it out there! (;

Friday 28 January 2011

Wow! I am the 1200th page-viewer!!!

I came on just to see how many page-views we have got and then I realised that I am the 1200th page-viewer! I cannot believe it! I am actually so delighted, that has just made my day for me :D
Next, I would be very interested to see who is the 1234th page-viewer, how immense would that be???

Thursday 27 January 2011

Happy Birthday to Clara!

Happy Birthday, Clara! Hope you had a great day today! Lots of GerbilWishes. xxxx
Everybody, go and check out Clara's blog. The link to her blog can be found either in the 'Other blogs' section or right here:
http://clarasamazinglife.blogspot.com/

Great music lesson with MW!

Here's a note to ANT, WE ARE HAVIN' A GREAT TIME IN MUSIC!!!!! Had such an amazing lesson today with B.A.B. and MW. We literally spent half the lesson jammin' on drums, maracas, and tambourines, then went outside to shake the maraca when it was snowing! Fab! We never really get very much work done, but we do have fun experimenting :) LOL! MW is a LEGEND!!!

Wednesday 26 January 2011

More news from Nasha Academy!

More news from Nasha Academy has been added, go check it out asap, lil' gerbils! Enjoy, and remember to review by ticking one of the options below. Thanks! :)

Saturday 22 January 2011

Let's review!

There's a lot of new stuff on this blog and I thought you might not want to write a comment telling me whether you think it is good or not. So, here's an easier way. Let's start off with reviewing Chuck Norris Corner. Here's how to review in 3 easy steps:
1. Read Chuck Norris Corner.
2. Come back to this post.
3. Tick one of the options at the bottom of the post where it says 'Reactions'
Why not give it a try? I look forward to hearing from you! (;
P.S. If in doubt about the options, well here's a key:
Good = :D
Not bad = :/
Needs improvement = :(

Monday 17 January 2011

All done!!!

I have put both news columns up now! Hope you enjoy reading them. Keep checking back as there will be new stuff put on. Comment if you like these news columns. Thanks a gerbillion :D

Latest installments

You may have heard that us gerbils had a meeting the other night and decided that there should be 2 news corners on this blog, one for Nasha Academy and another for Perfect Sandwiches. Well, this will be going forward and I shall put these on right now!

We must find them...

Right now we are on the look-out for the 1100th and 1111th page-viewers. We really must find them and reward them for being so legendary! If it is you, please comment below. Thanks a gerbillion!

Thursday 13 January 2011

Most epic page-viewer...

We are on the look-out right now for the most epic page-viewer of the year. Whoever is the 1111th page-viewer will be the most amazing gerbil on the planet and along with that will go down in history as the most epic page-viewer of the year! So, if it is you, please comment below. Thanks a gerbillion!

1100th page-viewer...WHO IS IT?!?!?!

WOW!!!!! WHAT HAS HAPPENED??? SINCE WHEN DID WE GET TO 1100 PAGE-VIEWS??? BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHO WAS IT??? PLEASE COMMENT BELOW IF YOU WERE THE 1100TH PAGE-VIEWER. OMG!!! I DIDN'T THINK WE'D GET TO 1100 SO QUICKLY!!!

Wednesday 12 January 2011

News time!

I was at a meeting with my fellow gerbils here at GERBIL HQ (aka. inside the GerbilMaestro!) and we discussed the way to go forward with this blog. We had a few ideas but we thought that you should get the final say. One of our ideas was to have two news corners where the latest news about Nasha Academy and Perfect Sandwiches could be displayed. What are your thoughts about this? Comment to tell us about what you think. I look forward to hearing your opinions (;

So, what do you think???

Why not tell us your thoughts about all the added elements to this blog. Are you enjoying Chuck Norris Corner?!?! Please comment! :)

Tuesday 11 January 2011

It's finally here...

What you've all been waiting for...
Well...
...the wait...
...is
...OVER!!!!!
CHUCK NORRIS CORNER HAS ENTERED THE BLOG!!!!!!!!!
GO CHECK IT OUT...PRONTO!!!

If you are reading this part, well, you shouldn't be, because you should be at Chuck Norris Corner!

What would I say if I met Nasha's lil' bro???

Nasha and I were talking about her lil' bro, DangerousDan, today at The Academy. I said that I would love to meet this dude, he seems like a beast. I think Nasha agreed more on 'he is a beast!' literally. So, this is what I would say to DangerousDan if I ever get the chance to meet him:
Hey there! Wow, I've heard so much about you from Nasha. By the way, do you like gerbils? 'Cause I am a gerbil! I also like talking in different accents, even though some people just laugh and do bad impressions of me! I also love fridge magnets! I think they are awesome! (especially the ones that your sister got me!) As you may have gathered, I'm a little random, actually, on second thoughts, make that extremely random! Hahaha! I laugh a lot and my laugh kinda sounds like a chimpanzee/hyena. My 5 favourite animals are gerbils (of course!), hyenas, cats/kittens/felines, chameleons and chimps! What are your's?...
And this absolutely random conversation would just go on and on and on, I probably won't be able to shut up until I know him as well as I know bananas!
So, here's a shout-out to DangerousDan! I hope he sees this and thinks that this particular friend of his sister's is a totally freakish gerbil, not all of Nasha's friends are, it's just the ones like me, which is only me! LOL!
Please comment if you are DangerousDan, or you just thought that this post is random!

Monday 10 January 2011

Sorry, ANT!!!

I'm sorry that I took so long to post your special shout-out! It was just that I was trying to find a gerbil vid that was up to standards!

Special message to ANT!

This is even better than a shout-out! This is a special message to ANT from Master, the other gerbils and me, Gerry. Here's the special message:
Hey ANT! Congratulations for being the 1000th page-viewer! I have heard that you have scored a hat-trick with these page-views! That is fantastic! It just shows your interest and dedication to this blog and Gerry the Gerbil.
Now, here is a lovely video that I hope you all enjoy!
The Great Escape:


Chuck Norris Corner arriving...tomorrow!!!

It is official, Chuck Norris Corner will be joining us here on this blog tomorrow! It will include loads of Chuck Norris content and loads of jokes! How exciting!

Try commenting!

I have slightly altered the settings of this blog so that everyone can comment without having to sign in and do all that word verification stuff! Please try out this improved function. Thanks a gerbillion!

Friday 7 January 2011

New stuff 4

As we have reached 1000 views, I thought that it might be nice to try out a different layout for this blog. Comment if you like this layout. Enjoy :)

New stuff 3

We're not finished yet! I have added a column called 'Cute Baby Animal Pics', where you will be able to see different pics of cute baby animals each time you come to visit the blog. Lovely, isn't it? Comment if you like this :)

We have reached...

...1000 views!!! OMG!!! This is amazing! I can't believe it! You've actually got me speechless! Even though nobody commented, I went to the Academy today and ANT told me it was her! ANT is the 1000th page-viewer! This is her third time being the ___ page-viewer! That is a hat-trick now!!! Well done to ANT! A special message from Master and the other gerbils is coming straight your way!

Thursday 6 January 2011

Going, going, going, gone.

We shall say farewell to the Christmas Corner for this year. It has done a fabulous job of keeping us all in the spirit this festive season just gone. But don't worry, it'll be back next Christmas. So, until then...

Wednesday 5 January 2011

Can you guess?

Here's another competition for you, who can guess the day we reach the 1000th page-view! Whoever is closest to the date or even guessed exactly on the day will get a very special message from Master, the other gerbils and I. Comment below leaving you guess of the date. Good luck to all of you!
P.S. The idea for this competition was thought of by Mexx. Please check out her blog and maybe also write a comment showing your appreciation :) Here is her blog: http://www.mexxbear.blogspot.com

The race is on...

...Who is it gonna be? Yep, you know what I'm talking about, well, if you don't, then be prepared to be blown away... it's the 1000 page-viewer!!! Who will it be this time? We all know how it works now, so keep checking back on the blog and maybe, just maybe, luck will be on your side and you'll be the ultra-mega-super-lucky 1000th page-viewer! Good luck to all of you! Not only will you get a very special shout-out from me, but your name will go on the brand new 'Hall Of Fame' AND you will get a special message from Master and all the other gerbils! Wow, what a prize!

Tuesday 4 January 2011

Wassup, dudes & dudettes!!!

Hey there! So, what has everybody been up to then? I've had a great holiday! Have you? We return to Nasha Academy tomorrow, can't wait to see everybody again! Comment below if you have had a fabulously joyful holiday (;

Monday 3 January 2011

Added help :)

With all the new stuff that has been added to this blog I thought that it might be a little confusing and frustrating if you can't find what you're looking for, so as a solution I added a list on either side of the posts section that is sort of like a contents to what is on that side. Also, I have put the Search bar at the top. Please comment on this as I would like feedback as to if you thought this was helpful. Thanks a gerbillion! (;

MORE new stuff!!!

Another addition to the blog will be a 'Hall Of Fame', where we will note down the days in history where people have been the ___ page-viewer and when we get to extremely significant days!

Sunday 2 January 2011

Chuck Norris Corner :)

Hey gerbils! Just here to tell you that 'Chuck Norris Corner' will be arriving here on this blog on Tuesday 11th January 2011. I can't wait! (;

And it is...ANT!!!

Well done ANT! This is your second time now, isn't it? Well, wouldn't you like to make it a hat-trick? ;) Oh, I can't wait to see who will be the ultra-lucky 1000th page-viewer, exciting!

Saturday 1 January 2011

Who's gonna be the 900th?

Wow! It was only abouts a day ago that it went up to 800 page-views, and now we're looking for our 900th page-viewer! OMG!!! Please do comment if it is you, previously we didn't find our 800th or our 600th :(

What do you think?

So far we've seen a few New Year's installments, there are more to come, but what do you think to them? Please comment if you have any suggestions or would like to express your opinion on anything. Thanks a gerbillion! ;)

New stuff 2

Along with the 'Pic of the Month' I have also added a calendar. Hope you like it! :)

New stuff :)

For the New Year, Master got us a fish tank in the GerbilMaestro. We thought we'd share it with all of you gerbils out there :) All of us gerbils and Master each own a fish, here's a guide as to who owns which fish and the name of the fish:
Gerry: Fernando (Ferny) (red fish)
Miranda: Paloma (light-blue/grey fish)
Bobby: Ronnie (green fish)
Freddie: Hermy (dark-blue fish)
Jeremy: Mr. Mustard (yellow fish)
Master: Erika (orange fish)
These fish are always awfully hungry. You are welcome to help us feed them by clicking anywhere inside the tank :) Thank you, and we hope you enjoy feeding the fish!

Check it out...!

Why not check out the new 'Pic of the Month'? This is one of the latest New Year's installments. Hope you like it!

Happy New Year Everybody!

Hey there, gerbils!
Wishing you all a Happy New Year!
Stay tuned as there will be more New Year's installments throughout the day!
From all the gerbils here and Master.