.: Greetings, fellow Gerbils! :.

Greetings, fellow gerbils!
Hey there, it's Gerry here! As you may have gathered, I am a gerbil and this is a blog about my life on this planet. I appear to humans through a machine called the GerbilMaestro, which is an exact copy of my master. I control this machine and most of the time pretend to be my master in front of other humans.
I hope you enjoy reading my blog. Thanks a gerbillion!

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Wednesday 31 December 2014

Top 12 Moments of 2014: No. 2

A worthy runner up...

No. 2: B.A.D.G.E.R.

We felt that it was our duty to form the 'Board And Directorate Governing Enthusiastic Rangers', especially with ConscienceSarah's affiliation and affinity for honey badgers. This has also lead to the legendary rivalry between Team Badger and Team Eagle, which brought us a showdown in the form of a game of Messy Twister. Overall, the topic of badgers has been an especially significant part of our lives for the past year, however we have yet to answer the eternal question; do honey badgers give a [insert expletive]?

Further reading:
WNR #57

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