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Greetings, fellow gerbils!
Hey there, it's Gerry here! As you may have gathered, I am a gerbil and this is a blog about my life on this planet. I appear to humans through a machine called the GerbilMaestro, which is an exact copy of my master. I control this machine and most of the time pretend to be my master in front of other humans.
I hope you enjoy reading my blog. Thanks a gerbillion!

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Sunday 26 January 2014

Weekly News Round-Up #48: 19/01/2014

Hello everyone! Hope this week's been good to y'all :) To be fair, it's been a pretty quiet week where not much has really happened. But still, here's a few things that did happen...

To kick off the week, Wicks came in sporting a truly fantastic 'A Game of Thrones' inspired hair style. ConscienceSarah was actually so impressed that she felt she had to show the WelSHEEP...

Fast-forwarding to the middle of the week, we had a fantastic time at Creative Writing Club. I'm gonna stop here because I don't want to steal ConscienceSarah's thunder, so you'll just have to wait and read her report on the matter ;)

Wicks also alerted me on that same evening that this blog has reached 22,000 views! It really came as a bit of a surprise, of course, a surprise of the best kind. I just wanna take this opportunity to thank you for reading. I really hope you enjoy it because it's just so much fun to write :)

Thursday lunchtime was a relatively eventful one including plenty of bottles and singing.
In one particular instance, The Appalling One managed to slide Alexis' bottle of J2O across the table and, unexpectedly, knock over Triangle's Coca-Cola, which landed dangerously close to his lunch.
Soon afterwards, George had accidentally shook up his unopened bottle of Coca-Cola. Much caution was taken when he went to open it, taking care to make it a controlled explosion.
Somehow, a few minutes afterwards, Wicks, ANT and Master started singing Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody'. It just so happened that Triangle was sitting on the other side of the singing trio, therefore away from everyone else. It must be noted that he was not the most enthusiastic about joining in and every now and again, when he thought no one was watching, he would shake his head in disappointment... Oh dear.

On that same afternoon, when ArwaChihuahua, ANT and Master were walking home, they had a pretty good laugh at a boy who was walking across mud, slipping and sliding about (because it had been raining) but never truly falling. ANT brilliantly described it as 'living life on the edge' ;p
Promptly afterwards, we also encountered a particular individual who was, as ANT called it, 'power-biking'. It was incredible. He was going so fast and I turned around just as he rode up the curb and pretty much flew into mid-air, only to land just a second later. Wow.

Much happened on Friday lunchtime...
ConscienceSarah came to the conclusion that DisneyLoverMolly sneezes and screams like a man.
As payback for such a ridiculous claim, DisneyLoverMolly, Wicks and Master dedicated a portion of their time to stealing ConscienceSarah's chips.
Afterwards, DLM shared a pack of Starbursts. Wicks took the opportunity to cunningly re-shape the wrapper to make it seem as though there was a sweet inside. The best part was when a few peeps fell for the prank ;p
The discussion was held by DisneyLoverMolly, who interviewed us all on our favourite Disney characters. At one point, ConscienceSarah was arguing with DLM, and therefore interrupting Cap. At this point, Master, uncharacteristically, flipped and said firmly 'would you just stop shouting in ma ear??!' Surprisingly, Wicks seemed to find this utterly hilarious...

To end a pretty decent week, ANT started hiccupping rather loudly on the way home. I think it's fair to say that she was rather annoyed at the way it enhanced her laughter.

Until next week, have a good one ;)

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