.: Greetings, fellow Gerbils! :.

Greetings, fellow gerbils!
Hey there, it's Gerry here! As you may have gathered, I am a gerbil and this is a blog about my life on this planet. I appear to humans through a machine called the GerbilMaestro, which is an exact copy of my master. I control this machine and most of the time pretend to be my master in front of other humans.
I hope you enjoy reading my blog. Thanks a gerbillion!

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Sunday 17 November 2013

Weekly News Round-Up #40: 10/11/2013

So, what happened this week? Well, let me tell you now, not much. Here goes...

We kicked off the week on a Tuesday.
At lunchtime, we were burdened with the task of eating the cake that Ruby brought on Saturday (there was no shortage of food that day). In all honesty, we had a little trouble consuming all the cake, where we had to almost reluctantly dish out second helpings. It just so happened that Master hadn't finished her salad yet, so there was a situation where the cake was piling up. At one point, having to eat cake became a bad thing, with ANT threatening to add to the cake pile if Master hadn't finished her salad in a set time.

On Wednesday, we had a nice assembly on student finance, but before that, we were at Creative Writing Club. It happened to be ANT's first time at the club, so DisneyLoverMolly and Master, naturally, took the opportunity to try and play a little prank on her. The tricksters managed to convince ANT that they were supposed to be working on a sci-fi piece, whereas they were really re-writing fairytales. They were rather successful, with ANT thinking that she had to do a sci-fi piece for quite a few days, until the topic was brought up again and Master told her about the prank.

You'd never think that ANT would be so easily convinced, but Master managed to trick ANT again. At breaktime, Master pulled out her Maths notebook, which was conveniently disguised as a pad of squared paper (when I say disguised, the cover just said 'squared paper', because that was what it was). Afterwards, the conversation continued as follows:

ANT: Is that your Maths book?
Master: ...no, I just use it to draw graphs and doodle and stuff...
ANT: Oh, ok.

No questions asked. ANT just accepted that doodling and drawing graphs were Master's hobbies.

On Thursday, ANT wasn't feeling very well and therefore went home during the day. Later, when asked what was wrong, she explained that she thinks it has something to do with the milk she had for breakfast...typical.

She made a quick recovery, though, and was back in action on Friday. On that lunchtime, it happened that Master could not join everyone, which was a shame. However, this meant that ANT could have salt on her chips without Master making remarks such as 'watch out for the salt sachet'. Oh, the salt incident... #goodtimes

Until next week, have a good one ;)

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