.: Greetings, fellow Gerbils! :.

Greetings, fellow gerbils!
Hey there, it's Gerry here! As you may have gathered, I am a gerbil and this is a blog about my life on this planet. I appear to humans through a machine called the GerbilMaestro, which is an exact copy of my master. I control this machine and most of the time pretend to be my master in front of other humans.
I hope you enjoy reading my blog. Thanks a gerbillion!

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Wednesday 23 March 2011

Mexx's Bear-thday Resolution

As it is nearing Mexx's birthday, Mexx has decided to give herself a bear-thday resolution! Even thought it is strange, Master is very grateful to it. Mexx's bear-thday resolution is.....wait for it.....wait.....wait.....it's really good.....ok.....you sure you wanna hear it.....i guess you do since you have read up to here.....it is.....to not use violence against people when she is annoyed with them (Master, in particular!) Note: Violence includes hitting, slapping, fish-slapping, punching, kicking, bear-hugging, strangling, etc.

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