.: Greetings, fellow Gerbils! :.

Greetings, fellow gerbils!
Hey there, it's Gerry here! As you may have gathered, I am a gerbil and this is a blog about my life on this planet. I appear to humans through a machine called the GerbilMaestro, which is an exact copy of my master. I control this machine and most of the time pretend to be my master in front of other humans.
I hope you enjoy reading my blog. Thanks a gerbillion!

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Sunday, 23 March 2014

Weekly News Round-Up #55: 16/03/2014

How's it going, guys? Here's what's been going on this week...

Following on from last week's lunchtime sport, this week we've made coffee cup snatching a competitive activity. It was between DisneyLoverMolly and ANT, with Master being the referee. It was difficult to decipher who won, but I do know that Master had a jolly good time experimenting with the different ways of saying '3, 2, 1, GO!'

Wednesday was the day of sour sweets and what we've dubbed 'The Scissor incident', which we shall recall now. I hope you learn something from Master's mistakes...
It all started with ConscienceSarah and Master in the study room. ConscienceSarah was trying to write her statement for a senior role, however was unsure about her application and not progressing very speedily. Things got more interesting when an individual named Sam asked if anyone in the room had any scissors. At this point, Master wasn't paying attention and therefore missed the opportunity to lend her pair of scissors. Briefly afterwards, he proceeded to the adjacent roomto continue his search. Whilst he was away, ConscienceSarah and Master agreed that they would give him the scissors when he came back, however when he did, Master missed this opportunity as well. The pair toyed with plenty of scenarios of handing Sam scissors and as the minutes dragged on, it became more nad more dificult for Master to go back to the original situation. At this time, Master realised that ConscienceSarah had not made much progress on her statement. In an attempt to get Sarah to write, Master became 'Jen the Genie' and proised Sarah that she could ask for one thing, as long as it was within the boudaries of reason. ConscienceSarah thought hard for a little while in an attempt to come up with an act more embarrassing than getting Master to give Sam the scissors. eventually, it was agreed that Master would talk to their English teacher about a potentially awkward subject. The aim was to show ConscienceSarah not to have any regrets about what you do. So, the next day, Master brought up said awkward topic, which ended up in a rather lengthy conversation. So, kids, I think the moral of this story is to 'speak now or forever hold your peace', or something like that.

On Friday, we felt like we needed to ask ANT about how she pulls her classic unimpressed face. She manages it so extraordinarily, it was impossible for any of us to copy it or achieve an effect that could match up to hers in any way. We'll just have to keep practising, after all, 'practise makes perfect'.

Until next week, have a good one ;)

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