"Have you the colander?"
- H.W. J.C.
Story behind quote:
Wicks asks to see the Podcaast calendar, which we have dubbed the 'colander'.
.: Greetings, fellow Gerbils! :.
Greetings, fellow gerbils!
Hey there, it's Gerry here! As you may have gathered, I am a gerbil and this is a blog about my life on this planet. I appear to humans through a machine called the GerbilMaestro, which is an exact copy of my master. I control this machine and most of the time pretend to be my master in front of other humans.
I hope you enjoy reading my blog. Thanks a gerbillion!
Hey there, it's Gerry here! As you may have gathered, I am a gerbil and this is a blog about my life on this planet. I appear to humans through a machine called the GerbilMaestro, which is an exact copy of my master. I control this machine and most of the time pretend to be my master in front of other humans.
I hope you enjoy reading my blog. Thanks a gerbillion!
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Showing posts with label 40 Quotes of Lent 2014. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 40 Quotes of Lent 2014. Show all posts
Sunday, 13 April 2014
Saturday, 12 April 2014
40 Quotes of Lent: Day 39
"There'd be really obvious clues like 'home sweet ____', then everyone would get to go home."
- A.T.
Story behind quote:
ANT's idea for Orienteering Club.
As featured in WNR #54: 09/03/2014
- A.T.
Story behind quote:
ANT's idea for Orienteering Club.
As featured in WNR #54: 09/03/2014
Friday, 11 April 2014
40 Quotes of Lent: Day 38
"...*sigh* no, YOU are Bertie!"
- A.T. H.W. J.C.
Story behind quote:
A line from the Podcaast series that Wicks particularly appreciates.
Quote taken from Outtakes Vol. 2
- A.T. H.W. J.C.
Story behind quote:
A line from the Podcaast series that Wicks particularly appreciates.
Quote taken from Outtakes Vol. 2
Thursday, 10 April 2014
40 Quotes of Lent: Day 37
"'Livin' La Vida Loca' is one of the best songs ever!"
- S.A.
Story behind quote:
If you say so, ConscienceSarah...
- S.A.
Story behind quote:
If you say so, ConscienceSarah...
Wednesday, 9 April 2014
40 Quotes of Lent: Day 36
"My question is 'do honey badgers give a darn?'"
- H.W.
Story behind quote:
The slightly more implicit version of Wicks' original question.
- H.W.
Story behind quote:
The slightly more implicit version of Wicks' original question.
Tuesday, 8 April 2014
40 Quotes of Lent: Day 35
"You will be offered chocolate for 30p. Whatever you do, do NOT buy it!"
- H.W. S.A.
Story behind quote:
Wicks goves ConscienceSarah some good advice on supermarket own-brand chocolate.
- H.W. S.A.
Story behind quote:
Wicks goves ConscienceSarah some good advice on supermarket own-brand chocolate.
Monday, 7 April 2014
40 Quotes of Lent: Day 34
"On your feet, lose your seat."
- Lunchtime Lads
Story behind quote:
An alternate version of 'you snooze, you lose.'
- Lunchtime Lads
Story behind quote:
An alternate version of 'you snooze, you lose.'
Sunday, 6 April 2014
40 Quotes of Lent: Day 33
"Product placement in a post-apocalyptic world is pretty difficult to achieve."
- H.W.
Story behind quote:
Wicks was particularly impressed at the fact that there was some sort of product placement in 'Divergent'.
- H.W.
Story behind quote:
Wicks was particularly impressed at the fact that there was some sort of product placement in 'Divergent'.
Saturday, 5 April 2014
40 Quotes of Lent: Day 32
"What prosthetics? Oh yeah, the dead people..."
- J.C.
Story behind quote:
After seeing 'Divergent', we stayed for a little while during the credits. Master was momentarily confused at the mention of the prosthetics company involved with the film.
- J.C.
Story behind quote:
After seeing 'Divergent', we stayed for a little while during the credits. Master was momentarily confused at the mention of the prosthetics company involved with the film.
Friday, 4 April 2014
40 Quotes of Lent: Day 31
"What's the big deal, you get a chicken!"
- R.W.
Story behind quote:
It makes just as much sense now, without context, than when Ray said it originally...
- R.W.
Story behind quote:
It makes just as much sense now, without context, than when Ray said it originally...
Thursday, 3 April 2014
40 Quotes of Lent: Day 30
"It's beautiful, what a fine creature!"
- A.T.
Story behind quote:
ANT on DisneyLoverMolly's dog, Scout.
- A.T.
Story behind quote:
ANT on DisneyLoverMolly's dog, Scout.
Wednesday, 2 April 2014
40 Quotes of Lent: Day 29
Master: "It says 'meeting in progress'."
ConscienceSarah: "It says 'no meeting in progress', unless the chairs are having a meeting."
- S.A. J.C.
Story behind quote:
When ConscienceSarah went for her senior role interview, Ruby and Master accompanied her to provide moral support. The trio approached a door with a sign saying 'meeting in progress', however there was no one in the room. Here's how the conversation went...
ConscienceSarah: "It says 'no meeting in progress', unless the chairs are having a meeting."
- S.A. J.C.
Story behind quote:
When ConscienceSarah went for her senior role interview, Ruby and Master accompanied her to provide moral support. The trio approached a door with a sign saying 'meeting in progress', however there was no one in the room. Here's how the conversation went...
Tuesday, 1 April 2014
40 Quotes of Lent: Day 28
"You remind me of that glitch in Sims where they just keep clapping."
- A.T.
Story behind quote:
ANT's response to DisneyLoverMolly and Master's 'Who can clap for the longest time' competition.
- A.T.
Story behind quote:
ANT's response to DisneyLoverMolly and Master's 'Who can clap for the longest time' competition.
Monday, 31 March 2014
40 Quotes of Lent: Day 27
"I could draw someone with Candy Syndrome..."
- A.T.
Story behind quote:
This was ANT's idea for Creative Writing and Illustrations Club...
- A.T.
Story behind quote:
This was ANT's idea for Creative Writing and Illustrations Club...
Sunday, 30 March 2014
40 Quotes of Lent: Day 26
"He looks inside and goes 'there's nothing in here!' Maybe they should have put 20p's in..."
- H.W.
Story behind quote:
An envelope contained a cheque, however it was pressed to one side of the envelope, giving the illusion that there was nothing. Wicks and Master decided that it would have been much better to receive payments in 20 pence pieces...
- H.W.
Story behind quote:
An envelope contained a cheque, however it was pressed to one side of the envelope, giving the illusion that there was nothing. Wicks and Master decided that it would have been much better to receive payments in 20 pence pieces...
Saturday, 29 March 2014
40 Quotes of Lent: Day 25
"It's as if it's been cooked in the fire of a dragon!"
- H.W.
Story behind quote:
One breaktime, Wicks had a rather fiery chicken pastie that successfully extinguished her tastebuds for a good few days. Oh dear.
- H.W.
Story behind quote:
One breaktime, Wicks had a rather fiery chicken pastie that successfully extinguished her tastebuds for a good few days. Oh dear.
Friday, 28 March 2014
40 Quotes of Lent: Day 24
"...I'll be the Tin Man, a rip-off version of Iron Man."
- K.W. S.A. J.C.
Story behind quote:
Ruby, ConscienceSarah and Master were assigning themselves characters from 'The Wizard of Oz'. This was Master's response.
- K.W. S.A. J.C.
Story behind quote:
Ruby, ConscienceSarah and Master were assigning themselves characters from 'The Wizard of Oz'. This was Master's response.
Thursday, 27 March 2014
40 Quotes of Lent: Day 23
"I say 'perfect', you say 'sandwiches'..."
- H.W. J.C.
Story behind quote:
When testing out Google Hangouts, Master decided that this would be the best way to carry out a delay test...
- H.W. J.C.
Story behind quote:
When testing out Google Hangouts, Master decided that this would be the best way to carry out a delay test...
Wednesday, 26 March 2014
40 Quotes of Lent: Day 22
"I keep getting emails every day from Amazon about my order. They tell me exactly where my parcel has gotten to...they might as well send one that says 'your parcel has hit your doormat!'"
- H.W.
Story behind quote:
Wicks explains that she doesn't feel the need for Amazon to send her emails providing a constant commentary on her parcel location.
- H.W.
Story behind quote:
Wicks explains that she doesn't feel the need for Amazon to send her emails providing a constant commentary on her parcel location.
Tuesday, 25 March 2014
40 Quotes of Lent: Day 21
"There's some slippy stuff over there."
- J.C.
Story behind quote:
Master warns everyone about the hazards around the lunch area. This is the censored version.
- J.C.
Story behind quote:
Master warns everyone about the hazards around the lunch area. This is the censored version.
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