Exam Results Quote Week: Day 7

"I'm being attacked by wolves…wolves! You know what, dogs, violent dogs!"
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
ANT and Master were playing Minecraft and Skype-ing at the same time. When Master mistakes ANT for saying 'wool' instead of 'wolves', ANT resorts to calling them 'violent dogs'. There is just no better description for them.

Exam Results Quote Week: Day 6

"The best part will be when it ENDS."
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
Following on from the previous quote, ANT very much looked forward to the end of the performance.

Exam Results Quote Week: Day 5

"Whatta mess!"
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
ANT remarks at a particular band's performance...let's say she wasn't overly impressed.

Exam Results Quote Week: Day 4

"bist du free tomorrow? Ich habe a facebook message senden, arwa hat getold me to txt du incase u do not gesee it geoken, gebyen :) obdachlose"
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
ANT sends Master a very interesting text message. This is clearly German literary gold.

Exam Results Quote Week: Day 3

ANT: "I did something stumbley last weekend."
Master: "What did you do?"
ANT: "I knocked a wine bottle over in Marks & Spencers...it was quite humiliating."
Master: "Did it smash? Lol Hulk"
ANT: "Yeah...it was at the self checkouts so everyone just stared haha...my mum and KrazyK didnt talk to me for the rest of the trip."
Master: "Nice one, mate! Wait until Wadz hears about this."
ANT: "Yeah, jeez, I'm not helping myself ... its not my fault there's no space to put your shopping bags down at M&S, therefore it's their fault."
Master: "That's right, blame it on M&S!"
ANT: "I cringe every time I think about it....they brought the cleaner in and everything."
Master: "I'd love to have seen it all play out! Were you buying it, or was it just there?"
ANT: "We were buying it. I scanned it on the self checkout thing, and then put it down, but because there was NO SPACE TO PUT YOUR BAGS DOWN *COUGH* M&S'S FAULT *COUGH* on the counter next to it, it all got too much and I knocked it over."
Master: "May I just mention that your subtlety is just immense...caps lock and asterisks. Did you get another one in the end?"
ANT: "Yep, the guy at the checkouts just looked disappointed said 'what a waste', and got us another one."
Master: "I'm laughing so hard at this! I think at some point we should make you go on a shopping errand with a shopping list full of drinks contained in glass bottles..."
ANT: "Although it was humiliating, an old guy next to us accidentally dropped his ten pound note in the wine and said 'that'll smell nice later', which made me laugh. Also, a dog sniffed my shoe later and I laughed because I realised it was probably smelling the wine. Hahaha...I hate glass."
Master: "I'm glad that some good came out of it!"
ANT: "#ALWAYSLOOKONTHEBRIGHTSIDEOFLIFE"
- A.T. J.C.

Story behind quote:
A typical conversation between ANT and Master.

[Side note: Imagine if I dragged this conversation out over the space of who-knows how many days? ;p]

Exam Results Quote Week: Day 2

"I just don't understand! My mum's gallery works fine, and she's dropped hers down the toilet, like, 4 times."
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
Somehow, ANT just wasn't able to transfer photos from her phone to her computer. Here, she rants about how her mother's phone works perfectly even after many an unfortunate event.

Exam Results Quote Week: Day 1

"I'm so glad I got this game after the exams."
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
After the past few weeks, ANT has found Minecraft to be most addictive. Here, she ponders what would have happened if she was introduced to the game during the exams... ;p