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Hey there, it's Gerry here! As you may have gathered, I am a gerbil and this is a blog about my life on this planet. I appear to humans through a machine called the GerbilMaestro, which is an exact copy of my master. I control this machine and most of the time pretend to be my master in front of other humans.
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Showing posts with label Christmas 2013. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas 2013. Show all posts

Monday, 6 January 2014

Quote Advent Calendar 2013 Archive

2013's Quote Advent Calendar in full...

Day 1: "Next click please...*sigh* no, go back one..." - A.G.
Day 2: "There's no getting out of it...you can't say 'dog ate my iPod'." - A.T.
Day 3: "We don't want this year to go to pot." - J.N.
Day 4: "That court doesn't see much sun usually..." - A.T. J.C.
Day 5: "Doth mother know you weareth her drapes? No really." - J.C. K.W. H.W.
Day 6: "We just have to go through the cow field, so only the cows will see us." - A.A. A.T. J.C.
Day 7: "Nice cereal bar?" - A.T. J.C.
Day 8: "If anything, that experience has made me more determined not to have kids." - A.T.
Day 9: "What an ingenious plan! Get him in his natural habitat..." - A.T.
Day 10: "This is gonna take us ages. We're gonna be here all lesson..." - S.A.
Day 11: "They're not real men...they might defy the odds!" - S.A.
Day 12: "It's alright in small doses." - A.T.
Day 13: "I didn't think I would like learning about plants, but now I want to be an ecologist!" - Anonymous
Day 14: "It tastes of health." - A.T.
Day 15: "This smells of an hour's work." - A.T.
Day 16: "A presentation on coal production. It's really as exciting as it sounds." - A.T.
Day 17: "Ha! That looks appetising." - A.T.
Day 18: "How's the full on head brace???" - M.B. J.C.
Day 19: "It's not a night club. It's a write club." - M.B.
Day 20: "If ANT was a sound, she would be the sound that you'd make if you dropped something that you wanted to eat. Just disappointment." - H.W.
Day 21: "Yule love it!" - S.A.
Day 22: "By day you can see my shadow, and by night you can hear my call, and you will know that the spirit of Raven travels with you." - Raven Magazine
Day 23: "Go for it. Go mental!" - A.T.
Day 24: *That asterisk conversation* - A.T. H.W. J.C.
Day 25: "The sound of power!" - A.T.

What a year it's been...until next December, have a good one ;)

Twelve Days of Cwismas: Day 12

On the twelfth day of Cwismas, the Gerbils sent to me...
Twelve Sandwich Podcaasts,
Eleven selfie contests,
Ten spinning chairs,
Nine fairy kingdoms,
Acht heiße sitzen,
Seven Candies crushing,
Six Raven profiles,
Five Writing Clubs,
Four quit sheets,
Three Stats puns,
Two head brace pranks, and
A Marvel Movie Event!

Sunday, 5 January 2014

Twelve Days of Cwismas: Day 11

On the eleventh day of Cwismas, the Gerbils sent to me...

Eleven selfie contests,
Ten spinning chairs,
Nine fairy kingdoms,
Acht heiße sitzen,
Seven Candies crushing,
Six Raven profiles,
Five Writing Clubs,
Four quit sheets,
Three Stats puns,
Two head brace pranks, and
A Marvel Movie Event!

Saturday, 4 January 2014

Twelve Days of Cwismas: Day 10

On the tenth day of Cwismas, the Gerbils sent to me...
Ten spinning chairs,
Nine fairy kingdoms,
Acht heiße sitzen,
Seven Candies crushing,
Six Raven profiles,
Five Writing Clubs,
Four quit sheets,
Three Stats puns,
Two head brace pranks, and
A Marvel Movie Event!

Friday, 3 January 2014

Twelve Days of Cwismas: Day 9

On the ninth day of Cwismas, the Gerbils sent to me...
Nine fairy kingdoms,
Acht heiße sitzen,
Seven Candies crushing,
Six Raven profiles,
Five Writing Clubs,
Four quit sheets,
Three Stats puns,
Two head brace pranks, and
A Marvel Movie Event!

Thursday, 2 January 2014

Twelve Days of Cwismas: Day 8

On the eighth day of Cwismas, the Gerbils sent to me...
Acht heiße sitzen,
Seven Candies crushing,
Six Raven profiles,
Five Writing Clubs,
Four quit sheets,
Three Stats puns,
Two head brace pranks, and
A Marvel Movie Event!

Wednesday, 1 January 2014

Twelve Days of Cwismas: Day 7

On the seventh day of Cwismas, the Gerbils sent to me...
Seven Candies crushing,
Six Raven profiles,
Five Writing Clubs,
Four quit sheets,
Three Stats puns,
Two head brace pranks, and
A Marvel Movie Event!

Tuesday, 31 December 2013

Twelve Days of Cwismas: Day 6

On the sixth day of Cwismas, the Gerbils sent to me...
Six Raven profiles,
Five Writing Clubs,
Four quit sheets,
Three Stats puns,
Two head brace pranks, and
A Marvel Movie Event!

Monday, 30 December 2013

Twelve Days of Cwismas: Day 5

On the fifth day of Cwismas, the Gerbils sent to me...
Five Writing Clubs,
Four quit sheets,
Three Stats puns,
Two head brace pranks, and
A Marvel Movie Event!

Sunday, 29 December 2013

Twelve Days of Cwismas: Day 4

On the fourth day of Cwismas, the Gerbils sent to me...
Four quit sheets,
Three Stats puns,
Two head brace pranks, and
A Marvel Movie Event!

Saturday, 28 December 2013

Twelve Days of Cwismas: Day 3

On the third day of Cwismas, the Gerbils sent to me...
Three Stats puns,
Two head brace pranks, and
A Marvel Movie Event!

Friday, 27 December 2013

Twelve Days of Cwismas: Day 2

On the second day of Cwismas, the Gerbils sent to me...
Two head brace pranks, and
A Marvel Movie Event!

Thursday, 26 December 2013

Twelve Days of Cwismas: Day 1

On the first day of Cwismas, the Gerbils sent to me...
A Marvel Movie Event!

Wednesday, 25 December 2013

Quote Advent Calendar: Day 25

"The sound of power!"
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
We must acknowledge that the CatMole has incredible badminton skillz. Here, the sound that is made when he hits the shuttlecock is tremendously described by ANT.

Tuesday, 24 December 2013

Quote Advent Calendar: Day 24



ANT: wasnt aswa the one that asked for half 7?
Jen: yeah! exactly
ANT: *sigh*
Wicks: yeah... goddammit aswa!
ANT: *sinks into a hole*
Wicks: :D
Jen: ant i'm lol-ing at ur comments
Wicks: come on guys!!!!
ANT: *Contemplates life*
Wicks: *goes back to reading Thor fanfic*
ANT: *looks into Quantum mechanics*
ANT: *cooks dinner*
ANT: *finds a cure for cancer*
Jen: *sends a selfie to ant*
ANT: *receives selfie from jen*
Wicks: *gets jealous of ant and jen's selfies*
ANT: *encourages wicks to join snapchat*
Wicks: i'm doing it!
Jen: *thinks to self 'lol snapchat'*
ANT: *sends selfie to Jen*
Jen: *receives selfie from ant*
Wicks: *installs Snapchat*
Jen: *thinks 'who the heck is on ant's tv?'*
ANT: *wonders why Jen doesn't know who Bradley Walsh is*
Jen: *thinks to self 'should i know who this bradley walsh is?'*
ANT: *demands that you watch every episode of 'the chase' next week so that you are fully aware of Bradley Walsh *
Jen: *thinks about watching 'the chase'*
Jen: *lols at the thought of what this conversation has become*
Wicks: oh lord...
ANT: *sinks into a hole, contemplates life all over again*
Wicks: i'm having trouble adding people...
Jen: ive added u, i think
Wicks: yay
Jen: finally, aswas here!
Wicks: shall we just get going?
Jen: ok
Wicks: i have nothing to take a picture of... :(
Jen: what about a selfie?
Wicks: *rolls eyes*
Jen: that’s what ant and i have been doing
Jen: its the 'who can get a selfie with the most insignificant object' contest
ANT: be so uncreative that it’s creative
ANT: i sent u one, wicks, to test that it works
Jen: *loling at ants comment*
Jen: *lols at ant's hoover selfie*
ANT: *realises that ruby is still not here, sinks into a hole etc. etc.*
ANT: *challenges you to find a more insignificant object*
ANT: *realises that a hoover is kind of significant*
ANT: *questions sanity*
Jen: *thinks 'this is blog material'*
ANT: *thinks about how proud i am of my latest selfie*
- A.T. H.W. J.C.

Story behind quote:
When waiting for the other Crew members to arrive on Skype, to record material for the Podcaast, ANT, Wicks and Master got a little bored. The result of this is the conversation that sits before you.

Monday, 23 December 2013

Quote Advent Calendar: Day 23

"Go for it. Go mental!"
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
Even though she is often blunt, ANT is always one to go all out when it comes to encouraging people to eat cake. Here, she fully supports Ruby's decision of having another slice :)

Sunday, 22 December 2013

Quote Advent Calendar: Day 22

"By day you can see my shadow, and by night you can hear my call, and you will know that the spirit of Raven travels with you."
- Raven Magazine

Story behind quote:
A truly beautiful quote that Wicks and ArwaChihuahua found in a previous edition of Raven Magazine.

Saturday, 21 December 2013

Quote Advent Calendar: Day 21

"Yule love it!"
- S.A.

Story behind quote:
It happened that there was an overload of Yule logs this week. Of course, this prompted ConscienceSarah to come up with a fantastic pun... ;p

Happy Yule, one and all!

Friday, 20 December 2013

Quote Advent Calendar: Day 20

"If ANT was a sound, she would be the sound that you'd make if you dropped something that you wanted to eat. Just disappointment."
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
Wicks couldn't have been more accurate when she said this about ANT...ingenious.

Thursday, 19 December 2013

Quote Advent Calendar: Day 19

"It's not a night club. It's a write club."
- M.B.

Story behind quote:
ConscienceSarah and Master were discussing what it'd be like if we went out clubbing one night. We then went on to talk about how Creative Writing Club is more our type of club. Here, DisneyLoverMolly sums it up brilliantly ;p