Quote Week: September - Day 7 - 2/2

"Try not to make any more 007 jokes, 007."
- Nine Worlds 2015 Squad

Story behind quote:
... One might even say we made too many 007 jokes.

Note: We are not affiliated with the James Bond franchise.

Quote Week: September - Day 7 - 1/2

"Try not to get face-paint on the pillow, 007."
- Nine Worlds 2015 Squad

Story behind quote:
Apart from the McMeme, the 007 meme made quite a few appearances...

Note: We are not affiliated with the James Bond franchise.

Quote Week: September - Day 6 - 2/2

"What is the name of the bow-tie pasta?"
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
When Wicks asked this Cranium question, a few of us misheard it as 'bow-tie pastor' instead. Now who could that be...?

Note: We are not affiliated with Hasbro.

Quote Week: September - Day 6 - 1/2

"What's his name... Harvey Two-Face..."
- K.W.

Story behind quote:
Ruby's new name for the DC villain, Two-Face. Good ol' Harvey Two-Face and Bruce Batman... ;p

Note: We are not affiliated with DC Comics.

Quote Week: September - Day 5 - 2/2

"Time for McDinner..."
- Nine Worlds 2015 Squad

Story behind quote:
During our weekend at Nine Worlds, we witnessed the birth of the McMeme. There we were, sat in McDonalds, prefixing every word with 'Mc'. I'm glad they didn't kick us out for laughing so hard.

Note: We are not affiliated with McDonald's.

Quote Week: September - Day 5 - 1/2

"It's as if the porridge and yogurt have swapped their ideal consistencies."
- Nine Worlds 2015 Squad

Story behind quote:
A most interesting breakfast at our hotel.

Quote Week: September - Day 4 - 2/2

"...I'm not gonna teach you to suck EGGS..."
- We all know who this is

Story behind quote:
In a motivational speech, some of the sentence phrasings bumped heads...

Quote Week: September - Day 4 - 1/2

"KG tokens!"
- L.R.

Story behind quote:
After receiving cosplay tokens from Kieron Gillen, Cap. shouts this out in joy. I wonder if KG was a little confused by our abbreviation for his name...

Quote Week: September - Day 3 - 2/2

"These sausage rolls are just loose in my bag..."
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
We let them be free. Anything goes at Nine Worlds.

Quote Week: September - Day 3 - 1/2

McDonald's employee 1: *mutters* "Who's that?"
McDonald's employee 2: *Cockney accent* "The Joker, from The Dark Knight"

Story behind quote:
The funniest part of cosplaying has got to be going out in public, in this case, ordering from McDonalds with Joker face paint. Just gotta look them straight in the eye.

Note: We are not affiliated with McDonald's or DC Comics.

Quote Week: September - Day 2 - 2/2

"Lenny Henry and Anya's mum both recommend. That's when you know you're in safe hands."
- Nine Worlds 2015 Squad

Story behind quote:
We clearly made the right choice going with Premier Inn.

Note: We are not affiliated with Premier Inn.

Quote Week: September - Day 2 - 1/2

"If we were a mole, they would be the starship!"
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
Wicks compares Travelodge with the Radisson. No prizes for correctly guessing which is which.

Note: We are not affiliated with Travelodge or the Radisson Hotel.

Quote Week: September - Day 1 - 2/2

Sharah: "Does anyone have any plain paper?"
Jen: "I've got some at home."
- S.A. J.C.

Story behind quote:
Jen. Ever helpful. The only issue is that Sharah needed it right away.

Quote Week: September - Day 1 - 1/2

"The grumpy constant..."
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
Something along the lines of the mean of the number of hours of sleep the subject has had combined with the amount of food eaten in the past day. It's a complex calculation.

Quote Week: July - Day 7 - 2/2

"DELICIOUS!"
- S.A.

Story behind quote:
Cap. captures the perfect follow-up to 'DISGUSTING!'

Quote Week: July - Day 7 - 1/2

"They ran out of sausages so we have to have burgers in hot dog buns."
- S.A. J.C.

Story behind quote:
At the barbecue on our last day at the Academy, Sharah and Jen tried to wait for the queue to die down, but in the end it was a case of snoozing and losing.

Quote Week: July - Day 6 - 2/2

"I specifically asked for lasagne..."
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
The day when the canteen decided to serve lasagne with nachos.

Quote Week: July - Day 6 - 1/2

"It's a Frankenstein tangerine!"
- A.A.

Story behind quote:
As a snack, ArwaChihuahua manages to find the smallest tangerine possible. However, after eating it, she attempts to staple the peel back together... And hence, it was born!

Quote Week: July - Day 5 - 2/2

"...and then you'd have the ultimate barrel!"
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
In a rather lengthy conversation, we contemplated the possibility of two people with double barrel surnames taking both of their surnames in full as their child's surname, people with double barrel first names and the trouble they might have in life, e.g. trying to fit their name on their wedding cake. Along the way, we created the character of Jonathan-Charles Smith, said to be Slickens' future husband.

Quote Week: July - Day 5 - 1/2

"Pickle me quick!"
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
Death talk, won't dive into too many details. Although this does sound like a phrase you would see on a Love Heart (confectionery).

Note: We are not affiliated with Swizzels Matlow.