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Greetings, fellow gerbils!
Hey there, it's Gerry here! As you may have gathered, I am a gerbil and this is a blog about my life on this planet. I appear to humans through a machine called the GerbilMaestro, which is an exact copy of my master. I control this machine and most of the time pretend to be my master in front of other humans.
I hope you enjoy reading my blog. Thanks a gerbillion!

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Showing posts with label Christmas 2011. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas 2011. Show all posts

Sunday, 8 January 2012

Quote Advent Calendar 2011 Archive

Here's a round-up of all the wonderful quotes from this year's Quote Advent Calendar!

1. “If you like chocolate on your biscuit…” – A.T.
2. “…Join our club!” – A.T.
3. “That pen’s already claimed two victims already tonight!” – J.C. to M.R.
4. “But if you texted her then it would obviously mean you have a signal” – J.C. to M.R.
5. “Showdown!” – J.E.
6. “Una kabetha” – T.B.
7. “Daaaaaaaa!!!!” – D.S.
8. “PelĂ©!” – T.B.
9. “Tidy!” – R.M. & J.C.
10. “Ya hear that, that’s Scottish noise!” – T.C. & J.C.
11. "Mexx, do we have German?" – A.A. to M.R.
12. "Look Mexx Bear, are you proud of me?" – J.E. & A.V. to M.R.
13. "His pencil's turned into a toffee crisp!" – J.E. C.B. & P.M.
14. "Awwwh, it looks like they're on a date!" – J.E. to S.H. & C.C.
15. "It's THE FORCE!!!" – M.A. T.B. T.S. T.C. A.W. J.C.
16. "Yeah, mine went like that little kid!" – A.T. to J.C.
17. "Mintyyy!!!" – A.T. to J.C.
18. "Can I see your wii-search?" – R.M. & J.C.
19. “The bear-d bear likes to drink beer in bed…” – J.E. & J.C.
20. “…but the bear bear-lieves that Bear-lin is the bear-st place for bear-thday parties!” – J.E. & J.C.
21. "I hope a certain owner flips!" – A.W. to J.C.
22. "An energetic bear, is that against health and safety regulations?" – J.C. to M.R.
23. "Their days are numbered!" – A.T. to J.C.
24. “Fatality!” – M.A. A.W. J.C.
25. “FINISH HIM!!!” – M.A. T.B. T.C. A.W. J.C.

I'm afraid that's all for this year, but Christmas Corner will return again in December 2012! I can't wait! ;)

Friday, 6 January 2012

Twelve Days Of Christmas: Day 12

On the twelf day of Christmas, the Gerbils sent to me...
Twelve Oriental Beasts,
Eleven kung fu ninjas,
Ten packs of Frazzles,
Nine Scottish noises,
Eight people Finished,
Seven bears a’ growling,
Six crimson vehicles,
Five ‘Rick-rolls’,
Four calls of “Sam”,
Three Showdowns,
Two games of Squares, and
A Choc Pot with Vimto Skiddadles!

Thursday, 5 January 2012

Twelve Days Of Christmas: Day 11

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Gerbils sent to me...
Eleven kung fu ninjas,
Ten packs of Frazzles,
Nine Scottish noises,
Eight people Finished,
Seven bears a’ growling,
Six crimson vehicles,
Five ‘Rick-rolls’,
Four calls of “Sam”,
Three Showdowns,
Two games of Squares, and
A Choc Pot with Vimto Skiddadles!

Wednesday, 4 January 2012

Twelve Days Of Christmas: Day 10

On the tenth day of Christmas, the Gerbils sent to me...
Ten packs of Frazzles,
Nine Scottish noises,
Eight people Finished,
Seven bears a’ growling,
Six crimson vehicles,
Five ‘Rick-rolls’,
Four calls of “Sam”,
Three Showdowns,
Two games of Squares, and
A Choc Pot with Vimto Skiddadles!

Tuesday, 3 January 2012

Twelve Days Of Christmas: Day 9

On the ninth day of Christmas, the Gerbils sent to me...
Nine Scottish noises,
Eight people Finished,
Seven bears a’ growling,
Six crimson vehicles,
Five ‘Rick-rolls’,
Four calls of “Sam”,
Three Showdowns,
Two games of Squares, and
A Choc Pot with Vimto Skiddadles!

Monday, 2 January 2012

Twelve Days Of Christmas: Day 8

On the eighth day of Christmas, the Gerbils sent to me...
Eight people Finished,
Seven bears a’ growling,
Six crimson vehicles,
Five ‘Rick-rolls’,
Four calls of “Sam”,
Three Showdowns,
Two games of Squares, and
A Choc Pot with Vimto Skiddadles!

Sunday, 1 January 2012

Twelve Days Of Christmas: Day 7

On the seventh day of Christmas, the Gerbils sent to me...
Seven bears a’ growling,
Six crimson vehicles,
Five ‘Rick-rolls’,
Four calls of “Sam”,
Three Showdowns,
Two games of Squares, and
A Choc Pot with Vimto Skiddadles!

Saturday, 31 December 2011

Twelve Days Of Christmas: Day 6

On the sixth day of Christmas, the Gerbils sent to me...
Six crimson vehicles,
Five ‘Rick-rolls’,
Four calls of “Sam”,
Three Showdowns,
Two games of Squares, and
A Choc Pot with Vimto Skiddadles!

Friday, 30 December 2011

Twelve Days Of Christmas: Day 5

On the fifth day of Christmas, the Gerbils sent to me...
Five ‘Rick-rolls’,
Four calls of “Sam”,
Three Showdowns,
Two games of Squares, and
A Choc Pot with Vimto Skiddadles!

Thursday, 29 December 2011

Twelve Days Of Christmas: Day 4

On the fourth day of Christmas, the Gerbils sent to me...
Four calls of “Sam”,
Three Showdowns,
Two games of Squares, and
A Choc Pot with Vimto Skiddadles!

Wednesday, 28 December 2011

Twelve Days Of Christmas: Day 3

On the third day of Christmas, the Gerbils sent to me...
Three Showdowns,
Two games of Squares, and
A Choc Pot with Vimto Skiddadles!

Tuesday, 27 December 2011

Twelve Days Of Christmas: Day 2

On the second day of Christmas, the Gerbils sent to me...
Two games of Squares, and
A Choc Pot with Vimto Skiddadles!

Monday, 26 December 2011

Twelve Days Of Christmas: Day 1

On the first day of Christmas, the Gerbils sent to me...
A Choc Pot with Vimto Skiddadles!

Sunday, 25 December 2011

Quote Advent Calendar: Day 25

"FINISH HIM!!!"
- M.A. T.B. T.C. A.W. J.C.

Story behind quote:
The most epic quote said by the lads who created "Una kabetha", "Daaaaaaaa" and "Pelé". This quote was then adopted by a good number of people, including Wadz and Master :)

Saturday, 24 December 2011

Quote Advent Calendar: Day 24

"Fatality!"
- M.A. A.W. J.C.

Story behind quote:
The second best word of the season, said by one of the guys who created "Una kabetha", "Daaaaaaaa" and "Pelé". Pretty legendary methinks ;p

Friday, 23 December 2011

Quote Advent Calendar: Day 23

"Their days are numbered!"
- A.T. to J.C.

Story behind quote:
ANT told Master the joke that her grandad came up with whilst at a Christmas fair. The stool they were at sold old fashioned advent calendars (the ones with pictures instead of chocolates), and ANT's grandad said, "Their days are numbered!"

Thursday, 22 December 2011

Quote Advent Calendar: Day 22

"An energetic bear, is that against health and safety regulations?"
- J.C. to M.R.

Story behind quote:
Mexx was rather hyper on day and decided to email Master at 2.26am just to tell her she was feeling very energetic and couldn't get to sleep, which Master replied, "An energetic bear, is that against health and safety regulations?"

Wednesday, 21 December 2011

Quote Advent Calendar: Day 21

"I hope a certain owner flips!"
- A.W. to J.C.

Story behind quote:
A new path has been opened near Master's residence, which many people walk past everyday. Wadz decided it was her duty to test Master's limits by shouting out, "I hope a certain owner flips!" whenever she walked past.

Tuesday, 20 December 2011

Quote Advent Calendar: Day 20

Yesterday: "The bear-d bear likes to drink beer in bed…"
Today: "…but the bear bear-lieves that Bear-lin is the bear-st place for bear-thday parties!"
- J.E. & J.C.
Translation: The bad bear likes to drink beer in bed...but the bear believes that Berlin is the best place for birthday parties!

Story behind quote:
A little tongue twister that LG and Master made up in Physics for Mexx Bear :)

Monday, 19 December 2011

Quote Advent Calendar: Day 19

"The bear-d bear likes to drink beer in bed…"
- J.E. & J.C.
Translation: The bad bear likes to drink beer in bed...

Come back tomorrow for the second part of this quote! ;)