Exam Week 4: Day 5

"Ballon Friends, by [Insert toy company name]. Air not included."
- L.R.

Story behind quote:
An advert for 'Balloon Friends', every child's new best friend...!? Or maybe not.

Exam Week 4: Day 4

"Ballon Jen will be sat there with inflated rubber gloves, a pen in hand/glove and a :) on the calculator screen..."
- J.C.

Story behind quote:
Now wouldn't that be a creepy scenario to witness...

Exam Week 4: Day 3

"Quarck, I waddled in the pond at King's."
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
Wicks decides to adopt the persona of a rather posh duck.

Exam Week 4: Day 2

"I'm sure they have an arsenal of carsinogenic substances."
- J.C.

Story behind quote:
After further research, Wicks decides to ditch #cementtime in favour of another more deadly building material. When contemplating how to acquire such resources, Master suggested that a certain organisation, namely HYDRA, is like to be in possession of an abundance of said materials.

IMPORTANT: Please do not try this at home. Simon Wicks does not truly intend to take such drastic actions.

Exam Week 4: Day 1

"And then BAM! Cement time..."
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
Wicks devises a plan to get rid of a certain S.H.I.E.L.D. agent that she is less than fond of. This time they will be gone for good. Additionally, she would also be setting an admirable example to other agents, who will most likely be in awe of her thoroughness, and left thinking to themselves 'I wish I was as competent as Wicks'.

Exam Week 3: Day 5

"Go away. Society hates you."
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
ANT on an individual playing loud music in their car.
This phrase is often used in juxtaposition with a smiley sun emoticon to achieve the full comedic effect.

IMPORTANT: This quote is not a representation of ANT's true opinions and beliefs. She said this purely for the sake of comedy.

Exam Week 3: Day 4

"I need to channel utter disappointment and sadness."
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
The key to mastering the 'unimpressed face'.

IMPORTANT: This quote is not a representation of ANT's true opinions and beliefs. She said this purely for the sake of comedy.

Exam Week 3: Day 3

"Everything's purple. It's like Modern Girl for Candy Crush."
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
ANT on the new OWL world on Candy Crush.

IMPORTANT: This quote is not a representation of ANT's true opinions and beliefs. She said this purely for the sake of comedy.

We are not affiliated with the creators of 'Modern Girl' or 'Candy Crush Saga'.

Exam Week 3: Day 2

"There's fire and murder, but no rape."
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
ANT draws the line on what is an acceptable ending to her twisted fairytale.

IMPORTANT: This quote is not a representation of ANT's true opinions and beliefs. She said this purely for the sake of comedy.  

Exam Week 3: Day 1

"Every day is a Blue Monday."
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
ANT's views on #BlueMonday

IMPORTANT: This quote is not a representation of ANT's true opinions and beliefs. She said this purely for the sake of comedy. 

Exam Quote Week 3 - dedicated to ANT

With ANT's birthday being at the start of the week, we're gonna dedicate the whole of Exam Quote Week 3 to our blunt and brilliant buddy :)

IMPORTANT: The following quotes are not representative of ANT's true opinions and beliefs. She said these things purely for the sake of comedy.

Exam Week 2: Day 5

"Are there any two-parters?"
- S.A.

Story behind quote:
Look out for part 2 of this quote!

Exam Week 2: Day 4

"But that would make you 100 years older than us. Even I can do that maths!"
- S.A.

Story behind quote:
ConscienceSarah contemplates the future... #196

Exam Week 2: Day 3

"I think, at that point, they were sinking into a pit of despair."
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
ANT was telling Master about the final scene in the Network Rail advert...

Exam Week 2: Day 2

Alexis showed Master this particular question and the comment from the examiner's reports.
Make sure you don't fall into this trap ;)

Extracts taken from the OCR January 2013 AS GCE Biology F212/01 'Molecules, Biodiversity, Food and Health' Exam
Link to exam paper: http://www.ocr.org.uk/Images/144755-question-paper-unit-f212-01-molecules-biodiversity-food-and-health.pdf

Note: We are not affiliated with OCR. This post was intended purely for entertainment.

The question in question (y'know, like when you say 'the subject in question')

Those jokers...

Exam Week 2: Day 1

"Anyone up for some liberating tonight?
*Minecrafting
Although liberating sounds crazy fun!"
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
#Autocorrect happened.

Exam Week 1: Day 5

*Master picks up a 2 pence coin*
"Bertie mate, this is a tuppence..."
*Turns to Wicks*
"...or is it?"
- A.T. H.W. J.C.

Story behind quote:
Master clearly didn't have her facts straight that day.
What she was aiming to achieve was the saying, 'find a penny, pick it up and all the day you'll have good luck. Give your penny to a friend and your luck will never end.' Not sure if it works for a tuppence though...

Special thanks to Wicks for providing the full saying :)

Note: A tuppence is 2 pence.

Exam Week 1: Day 4

ANT [to DisneyLoverMolly]: "Bet you're looking forward to Geography revision...rivers!" *fake enthusiasm*
DisneyLoverMolly: "..." *looks unimpressed*
Master: "Riveting."
- A.T. M.B. J.C.

Story behind quote:
One of many Geography puns.

Exam Week 1: Day 3

"Simon says be yourself."
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
An oxymoronic game of 'Simon Says'.

Exam Week 1: Day 2

"Then there's the Dance Dads..."
- S.A.

Story behind quote:

Dance Dad
Noun
- Used to describe fathers who get dragged into their children's dance shows and end up in charge of props.

Origin: ConscienceSarah's dance show