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Showing posts with label 40 Quotes of Lent 2013. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 40 Quotes of Lent 2013. Show all posts

Sunday, 24 March 2013

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 40

"...Smash!"
- S.R.

Story behind quote:
After Wicks' birthday gathering, ANT has made this a regular saying. I think this needs a video explanation:


Saturday, 23 March 2013

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 39

Quest to Dustbin Corner...
Wicks: "Wait for me, I haven't got my Adventure Shoes on."
Master: "You have Adventure Shoes?"
Wicks: "You don't have Adventure Shoes?"
Master: "My Adventure Shoes are just my feet."
Wicks: "Fair play."
- H.W. J.C.

Story behind quote:
Well, I think it's pretty self-explanatory, but to sum it up: Wicks and Master's conversation about Adventure Shoes...

Friday, 22 March 2013

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 38

"You're like a trolley with a wonkey wheel..."
- H.W. A.A.

Story behind quote:
On the walk to PE on Tuesday, ArwaChihuahua and Wicks were pushing eachother along. When we reached our destination, Wicks remarked that it had felt like pushing around a trolley with a wonkey wheel ;p

Thursday, 21 March 2013

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 37

"Nein."
- C.P.

Story behind quote:
The answer to everything in a German exam (it applies even when it doesn't make any sense). Simples.

Wednesday, 20 March 2013

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 36

"Let me think about it, I've thought about it, yes!"
- J.C.

Story behind quote:
It seems that Master has been having quite a few of these fast-thinking moments recently...

Tuesday, 19 March 2013

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 35

"Monopoly annoys me because it's a juxtaposition of mono and poly."
- T.S.

Story behind quote:
You'd think that there are more important matters that could annoy you... ;p

Monday, 18 March 2013

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 34

"Gets the job done."
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
In History, they were ConscienceSarah, DisneyLoverMolly, Ruby, Wicks and Master were doing a drama piece on Red Cloud's War. This is how Wicks summed up Master's action of pretending to kill someone...

Sunday, 17 March 2013

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 33

"Alright then, wasp whisperer!"
- K.W. to H.W.

Story behind quote:
Ruby, Wicks, ANT and Master were at lunch. At one point, a wasp landed on Ruby's folder and, naturally, everyone backed away. They were debating what to do and eventually Ruby got a little annoyed, so she said to Wicks, "Alright then, wasp whisperer!" After 3 seconds, the wasp just casually flew away, leaving us all turning to Wicks in shock and amazement. And that is how Wicks earned the title: Wicks: Wasp Whisperer! (And that is truly alliteration at its best.)

Saturday, 16 March 2013

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 32

"We've got a 'two peg policy' going on here."
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
In their PE lesson, Wicks, Ruby and Master decided that, in the changing rooms, they should have a 'two peg policy', which is pretty self-explanatory. It's a shame that ArwaChihuahua didn't like the idea.

Friday, 15 March 2013

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 31

"It's like a bus back here!"
- S.A.

Story behind quote:
In their Monday morning History lesson, ConscienceSarah, DisneyLoverMolly and Master faced a little chair crisis. They sit on the back row, but somehow there were two sets of chairs that day, so ConscienceSarah decided to comment on it being like a bus (?) ;p

Thursday, 14 March 2013

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 30

"It doesn't matter, they're gonna die anyway!"
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
For Mother's Day, ANT and her mother were out shopping for flowers. It got to the point that her mother took ages to decide, so this is what ANT said. For once, she apologised for it because it sounded harsh even to herself.

Wednesday, 13 March 2013

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 29

"ANT, likes dogs, hates kids."
- A.W.

Story behind quote:
On the way home, we see someone walking their dog. ANT expresses that she finds the dog cute. In response to this, Wadz sums up ANT in a few words. Later on, we realise that, to someone who has never met ANT, she sounds like a pretty awful person, but I can assure you that she's just wonderful ;p

Tuesday, 12 March 2013

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 28

"You've wasted money, whilst you could've gotten a nice sparkly pencil instead."
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
After ArwaChihuahua broke her National Gallery rubix cube, this is what ANT says ;p

Monday, 11 March 2013

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 27

"I think it's fair to say that my Sylvanian families lived in abject poverty...they didn't even have a table!"
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
Looking back at her childhood, Wicks realises that Ruby's Sylvanian families (the popular collectables) lived in pretty poor conditions.

Sunday, 10 March 2013

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 26

Wadz: "Martin."
Master: "Elijah."
Wadz: "Martin."
Master: "Elijah."
...
Wadz: "Freeman."
Master: "Wood."
...
- A.W. J.C.

Story behind quote:
Wadz and Master had a little discussion about whether their Geogrpahy teacher looks more like Martin Freeman or Elijah Wood. They didn't manage to reach a conclusion.

[Also mentioned in Weekly News Round-Up: 03/03/2013]

Saturday, 9 March 2013

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 25

"Bold yet whimsical, easy on the eyes and the mind."
- A.W.

Story behind quote:
Wadz's brilliant comment on ANT's Graphics product.

[Also mentioned in Weekly News Round-Up: 24/02/2013]

Friday, 8 March 2013

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 24

"...I could have stolen Stefan...that would've ended everything!"
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
In German, the teacher has a stuffed bear called Stefan. Sometimes Stefan is used so that whoever has it has to answer a question. It happened that it was ANT's luck that she had Stefan, but the teacher went on to explain something, resulting in forgetting that ANT had Stefan. This meant that ANT kept hold of Stefan for a large part of the lesson. It happened that after the lesson when ANT was telling Master this, the thought of stealing Stefan crossed her mind (without Stefan it would reduce the chances of them being asked questions in German). Afterwards they went on to imagine what Miss would do if she lost Stefan ;p

[Also mentioned in Weekly News Round-Up: 24/02/2013]

Thursday, 7 March 2013

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 23

"American Test -> American Test West -> American West = Test."
- K.W.

Story behind quote:
Ruby's process of writing the title of the test in History.

Wednesday, 6 March 2013

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 22

Yesterday: "Today's Wednesday, so you're getting the paint..." - A.A.
Today: "...you mean today I'm getting out the paint, as usual." - A.T.

Story behind quote:
You've guessed it. ArwaChihuahua and ANT still haven't resolved the paint debate. This is what ArwaChihuahua said to ANT, then ANT's reply. Hilarious ;p

Tuesday, 5 March 2013

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 21

"Today's Wednesday, so you're getting the paint out..."
- A.A.

Story behind quote:
Come back tomorrow for the second part of this quote... :)