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Hey there, it's Gerry here! As you may have gathered, I am a gerbil and this is a blog about my life on this planet. I appear to humans through a machine called the GerbilMaestro, which is an exact copy of my master. I control this machine and most of the time pretend to be my master in front of other humans.
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Showing posts with label Exam Quote Month 2013. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Exam Quote Month 2013. Show all posts

Friday, 14 June 2013

Exam Week 4: Day 5

"What is with all these unnecessary adjectives? Unmistakeably Cheese & Onion, Distinctively Salt & Vinegar, What-is-this-sorcery Cheese & Bacon?"
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
Wicks' view on the names of crisp flavours. Who can beat 'What-is-this-sorcery Cheese & Bacon'?

Thursday, 13 June 2013

Exam Week 4: Day 4

"You may have ruined your life, but at least you found a diamond on Minecraft."
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
ANT fears that if she started playing Minecraft before the exams she would get addicted to it.

Wednesday, 12 June 2013

Exam Week 4: Day 3

"Sauntering all around the school, taking a look at what's around the wall."
- J.C.

Story behind quote:
Master gets a little poetic...

Tuesday, 11 June 2013

Exam Week 4: Day 2

"What's going on with the chat?!"
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
Wicks returns to the Great Revision Quiz, after getting some water, to find that the chat has been spammed by the rest of us with many ?'s and B-Cox related comments.

Monday, 10 June 2013

Exam Week 4: Day 1

"28 out of 40 is the new 10 out of 10."
- H.W. J.C.

Story behind quote:
Wicks and Master. Trend-setters.

Friday, 7 June 2013

Exam Week 3: Day 5

"It's where people are treated equally."
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
ANT's definition of equality during a Revision Quiz. (The answer may not be obvious to some.)

Thursday, 6 June 2013

Exam Week 3: Day 4

Master: "Hmmm, should I have a Strepsil?"
ANT: "Why not? YOLO!"
- A.T. J.C.

Story behind quote:
And the moral from that story is that it's best not to ask for ANT's opinion on medication. Jokes :p

Wednesday, 5 June 2013

Exam Week 3: Day 3

ANT: "Why does 's' get a special word?"
Wadz: "It's special, like you."
- A.T. A.W.


Story behind quote:
Wadz's reply to ANT questioning sibillance.

Tuesday, 4 June 2013

Exam Week 3: Day 2

"Why does 's' get a special word?"
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
ANT on the topic of sibillance.

Monday, 3 June 2013

Exam Week 3: Day 1

A picture of 'that lovely cholera' in time for History Paper 1.
Look at that green water...

Friday, 24 May 2013

Exam Week 2: Day 5

"You may have ruined you life, but at least you have a nice quote to read."
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
ANT jokes about Exam Quote Week ;p

Thursday, 23 May 2013

Exam Week 2: Day 4

"You can play till the cows come home!"
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
What a wonderful expression used by Wicks :)

Wednesday, 22 May 2013

Exam Week 2: Day 3

"You may have saboutaged the rest of the paper, but at least you know why he wants to write a blog."
- J.C.

Story behind quote:
ANT's determination gets her caught up on a particular question on a German practise paper (about a boy writing a blog). This is Master's response.

Tuesday, 21 May 2013

Exam Week 2: Day 2

"What's the one that looks like an intestine?"
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
ANT inquires about an alien from Doctor Who. Great description, mate ;)

Monday, 20 May 2013

Exam Week 2: Day 1

"There isn't even a 9..."
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
ArwaChihuahua made a very small oragami fortune teller. To annoy ArwaChihuahua, Wicks asked for the highest number possible, which she thought was 9 (but was really a 6), so it would be inconvenient. Naturally, there are only ever 8 segments, however ArwaChihuahua fell for the 9. Wicks only realised later that they had both made the mistake of the 9. Oh lol ;p

Friday, 17 May 2013

Exam Week 1: Day 5

"The cat would be the trigger and the water would be the bullet."
- J.C.

Story behind quote:
During a discussion about hel and hell one lunchtime, we developed an idea that what if the method of one's death became one's special power in heaven? For example, if you died in a fire, your power in heaven would be fire. By the end of lunch, ANT was playing devil's advocate and questioned what your power would be if you tripped on a cat and fell into a river, consequently drowning. Somehow, this led to Master getting a little metaphorical...

Also mentioned in Weekly News Round-Up: 28/04/2013.

Thursday, 16 May 2013

Exam Week 1: Day 4

"It's there for confict."
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
The pen clip proved to have such great spinning qualities that ANT decided to keep it in the event of an argument. The idea is to spin it and whoever it points to is correct.

Also mentioned in Weekly News Round-Up: 28/04/2013.

Wednesday, 15 May 2013

Exam Week 1: Day 3

"...I guarantee it." *pop*
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
ANT is determined to remove the clip from her pen. Right after she 'guarantees' it, the clip just pops off. What timing!

Also mentioned in Weekly News Round-Up: 28/04/2013.

Tuesday, 14 May 2013

Exam Week 1: Day 2

"..."
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
Before the first Great Revision Quiz, Wicks, ANT and Master did a test run. Due to technical difficulties at first, we could not hear ANT. It was rather funny to watch her facial expressions ;p

Monday, 13 May 2013

Exam Week 1: Day 1

"On a scale from 1 to sehr quick, how fast are your come-backs?"
- A.T. H.W. J.C.

Story behind quote:
The newest way of measuring how good your come-back reflexes are ;p