.: Greetings, fellow Gerbils! :.

Greetings, fellow gerbils!
Hey there, it's Gerry here! As you may have gathered, I am a gerbil and this is a blog about my life on this planet. I appear to humans through a machine called the GerbilMaestro, which is an exact copy of my master. I control this machine and most of the time pretend to be my master in front of other humans.
I hope you enjoy reading my blog. Thanks a gerbillion!

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Monday, 7 September 2015

Quote Week: September - Day 1 - 1/2

"The grumpy constant..."
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
Something along the lines of the mean of the number of hours of sleep the subject has had combined with the amount of food eaten in the past day. It's a complex calculation.

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