"I keep getting emails every day from Amazon about my order. They tell me exactly where my parcel has gotten to...they might as well send one that says 'your parcel has hit your doormat!'"
- H.W.
Story behind quote:
Wicks explains that she doesn't feel the need for Amazon to send her emails providing a constant commentary on her parcel location.
.: Greetings, fellow Gerbils! :.
Greetings, fellow gerbils!
Hey there, it's Gerry here! As you may have gathered, I am a gerbil and this is a blog about my life on this planet. I appear to humans through a machine called the GerbilMaestro, which is an exact copy of my master. I control this machine and most of the time pretend to be my master in front of other humans.
I hope you enjoy reading my blog. Thanks a gerbillion!
Hey there, it's Gerry here! As you may have gathered, I am a gerbil and this is a blog about my life on this planet. I appear to humans through a machine called the GerbilMaestro, which is an exact copy of my master. I control this machine and most of the time pretend to be my master in front of other humans.
I hope you enjoy reading my blog. Thanks a gerbillion!
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