.: Greetings, fellow Gerbils! :.

Greetings, fellow gerbils!
Hey there, it's Gerry here! As you may have gathered, I am a gerbil and this is a blog about my life on this planet. I appear to humans through a machine called the GerbilMaestro, which is an exact copy of my master. I control this machine and most of the time pretend to be my master in front of other humans.
I hope you enjoy reading my blog. Thanks a gerbillion!

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Sunday, 13 September 2015

Quote Week: September - Day 7 - 2/2

"Try not to make any more 007 jokes, 007."
- Nine Worlds 2015 Squad

Story behind quote:
... One might even say we made too many 007 jokes.

Note: We are not affiliated with the James Bond franchise.

Quote Week: September - Day 7 - 1/2

"Try not to get face-paint on the pillow, 007."
- Nine Worlds 2015 Squad

Story behind quote:
Apart from the McMeme, the 007 meme made quite a few appearances...

Note: We are not affiliated with the James Bond franchise.

Saturday, 12 September 2015

Quote Week: September - Day 6 - 2/2

"What is the name of the bow-tie pasta?"
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
When Wicks asked this Cranium question, a few of us misheard it as 'bow-tie pastor' instead. Now who could that be...?

Note: We are not affiliated with Hasbro.

Quote Week: September - Day 6 - 1/2

"What's his name... Harvey Two-Face..."
- K.W.

Story behind quote:
Ruby's new name for the DC villain, Two-Face. Good ol' Harvey Two-Face and Bruce Batman... ;p

Note: We are not affiliated with DC Comics.

Friday, 11 September 2015

Quote Week: September - Day 5 - 2/2

"Time for McDinner..."
- Nine Worlds 2015 Squad

Story behind quote:
During our weekend at Nine Worlds, we witnessed the birth of the McMeme. There we were, sat in McDonalds, prefixing every word with 'Mc'. I'm glad they didn't kick us out for laughing so hard.

Note: We are not affiliated with McDonald's.

Quote Week: September - Day 5 - 1/2

"It's as if the porridge and yogurt have swapped their ideal consistencies."
- Nine Worlds 2015 Squad

Story behind quote:
A most interesting breakfast at our hotel.

Thursday, 10 September 2015

Quote Week: September - Day 4 - 2/2

"...I'm not gonna teach you to suck EGGS..."
- We all know who this is

Story behind quote:
In a motivational speech, some of the sentence phrasings bumped heads...

Quote Week: September - Day 4 - 1/2

"KG tokens!"
- L.R.

Story behind quote:
After receiving cosplay tokens from Kieron Gillen, Cap. shouts this out in joy. I wonder if KG was a little confused by our abbreviation for his name...

Wednesday, 9 September 2015

Quote Week: September - Day 3 - 2/2

"These sausage rolls are just loose in my bag..."
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
We let them be free. Anything goes at Nine Worlds.

Quote Week: September - Day 3 - 1/2

McDonald's employee 1: *mutters* "Who's that?"
McDonald's employee 2: *Cockney accent* "The Joker, from The Dark Knight"

Story behind quote:
The funniest part of cosplaying has got to be going out in public, in this case, ordering from McDonalds with Joker face paint. Just gotta look them straight in the eye.

Note: We are not affiliated with McDonald's or DC Comics.

Tuesday, 8 September 2015

Quote Week: September - Day 2 - 2/2

"Lenny Henry and Anya's mum both recommend. That's when you know you're in safe hands."
- Nine Worlds 2015 Squad

Story behind quote:
We clearly made the right choice going with Premier Inn.

Note: We are not affiliated with Premier Inn.

Quote Week: September - Day 2 - 1/2

"If we were a mole, they would be the starship!"
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
Wicks compares Travelodge with the Radisson. No prizes for correctly guessing which is which.

Note: We are not affiliated with Travelodge or the Radisson Hotel.

Monday, 7 September 2015

Quote Week: September - Day 1 - 2/2

Sharah: "Does anyone have any plain paper?"
Jen: "I've got some at home."
- S.A. J.C.

Story behind quote:
Jen. Ever helpful. The only issue is that Sharah needed it right away.

Quote Week: September - Day 1 - 1/2

"The grumpy constant..."
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
Something along the lines of the mean of the number of hours of sleep the subject has had combined with the amount of food eaten in the past day. It's a complex calculation.

Sunday, 6 September 2015

I call it a Cinderella Quote Week

For the next week, every time the clock strikes 12 o'clock we'll release a new quote!

Yes, that means two per day. You're welcome ;)