.: Greetings, fellow Gerbils! :.

Greetings, fellow gerbils!
Hey there, it's Gerry here! As you may have gathered, I am a gerbil and this is a blog about my life on this planet. I appear to humans through a machine called the GerbilMaestro, which is an exact copy of my master. I control this machine and most of the time pretend to be my master in front of other humans.
I hope you enjoy reading my blog. Thanks a gerbillion!

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Wednesday, 31 December 2014

Top 12 Moments of 2014: No. 3

Rolling in at number 3...

No. 3: Slickens wins the award for Best Skiver

At Slickens' dance show, she was awarded for her outstanding contribution, even though she was absent for a number of lessons. Now that called for a standing ovation. I'm sure we will forever be in awe of the sheer power of Slickens' performance.

Further reading:
WNR #77

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