Greetings, fellow gerbils! Hey there, it's Gerry here! As you may have gathered, I am a gerbil and this is a blog about my life on this planet. I appear to humans through a machine called the GerbilMaestro, which is an exact copy of my master. I control this machine and most of the time pretend to be my master in front of other humans. I hope you enjoy reading my blog. Thanks a gerbillion!
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Monday, 8 December 2014
Quote Advent Calendar: Day 8
"...I'm now a chick magnet!" - L.R.
Story behind quote:
Control pants turn anyone and everyone into chick magnets. Women will be physically pulled towards you.
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