My sincerest apologies for this most late edition of Weekly News
Round-Up. I was unable to update on time due to some technical issues.
So, what happened this week? Well...
In
Form time on Monday, the guys were playing tin tong (nothing strange in
that), but the best thing was that one of them dived for the tin ball,
hit it back to the rest of the group, but fell off his chair. It was
truly a moment to remember ;p
In History, ConscienceSarah was
persuading Master to say 'rainbow bikini' in a builder voice because she
thought it would be funny. Let's all try it now...
In that same
lesson, we learned about John Simon who was a public health officer in
the 1800's. By the name, Wicks deemed him to be possibly one of the
greatest men to have ever graced the planet as his name is a mix of John
Snow and Simon Wicks.
Tuesday was a day of extreme
sports...well, vaulting. Upon first hearing that we had to do it, we
were pretty scared. However, we all agreed that it was a lot better than
we expected it to be. So, if you ever have to do vaulting, don't worry,
it's not too bad.
Breaktime held the most interesting of snack
discussions. It happened that ArwaChihuahua had a pack of Cheese and
Bacon crisps, which blew everyone's mind as no one had ever seen
anything like it before. Furthermore, Wicks had a pack of non-meat
related crisps, which were apparently from a Meat Multi-pack. What's
going on?!
In the middle of the week, something in Form happened
that perhaps made ANT's week. As usual, the guys were playing tin tong.
ANT had always hoped that one day the tin ball would come flying over to
our table and Master would hit it. Well, it happens that that day was
Wednesday! Whatta moment ;p
During lunchtimes this week, we came
up with some ideas for what we could do in the summer. Some ideas that
we came up with were chair games and Minecraft parties (of course our
rooms would be stocked up with Meat Multi-packs).
Thursday proved
to be an interesting day as we had to have our year photo taken. This
included piling as many people as possible onto a seemingly small
structure made up of metal bars and planks. I remember seeing one person
on the top level who was hanging their foot over the edge.
It was
only half the battle trying to fit everyone in, but it was more
difficult trying to get everyone to keep still to take the photo (some
people kept putting their hands up).
Overall, it took a lot longer
than anyone thought. Afterwards, to kill time before the next lesson, we
were allowed to take pictures by ourselves. One of the most impressive
of poses was the triple piggy back. It's probably not wise to try it at
home.
Wadz was pretty badly shoe-ed this week. Somehow her laces
were always undone, but the worst part was that she lost an aglet.
Disappointing.
Onto other matters...we know the 5 second rule,
Wicks' 2-peg-policy, but now we present to you the 8 banana rule. Listen
well, because, according to Wicks, if the average person has more than 8
bananas in a day, they will die. Please watch your banana intake.
There
are many talented people in the Academy. This was proven on Friday when
we learnt that one of our class members is able to turn someone else's
bag inside out in a certain lesson. Every time without fail. And he has
never gotten caught doing it. Wow.
Our last lesson of the week
was German, where we took part in an active revision pub quiz (sort of).
Our most formidable opponents were the guy who always says 'nein' and
Mr. Sehr quick; and together they were the dream team. As expected,
brilliance ensued.
Until next week, have a good one :)
Note: There will not be a Weekly News Round-Up in the following weeks. A post shall be released when it restarts.
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