.: Greetings, fellow Gerbils! :.

Greetings, fellow gerbils!
Hey there, it's Gerry here! As you may have gathered, I am a gerbil and this is a blog about my life on this planet. I appear to humans through a machine called the GerbilMaestro, which is an exact copy of my master. I control this machine and most of the time pretend to be my master in front of other humans.
I hope you enjoy reading my blog. Thanks a gerbillion!

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Sunday, 27 January 2013

Wicks' Week of Quotes: Day 7

"There are 4 possible outcomes: smooth & smooth, wrinkly & smooth, smooth & wrinkly, and wrinkly & wrinkly."
- Ken

Story behind quote:
In Biology, they were learning about Mendel and his work with peas. Whatta quote. Enough said.

Saturday, 26 January 2013

Wicks' Week of Quotes: Day 6

"...so everyone else was just joining in with the general post-film chit-chat, but where's ANT?"
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
After going to see 'Les Misrables' at the weekend, Wicks explained how ANT just happened to disappear straight away. Turns out she was in the foyer waiting for them all ;p

Friday, 25 January 2013

Wicks' Week of Quotes: Day 5

"Well, Tom has been doing reasonably well in his 'How to form an evil scheme' class, however could improve..."
- H.W. J.C.

Story behind quote:
Wicks and Master were discussing how sometimes villains in films and books can ruin the whole story as they are just simply not bad enough. For example, Wicks criticised Voldemort as being 'borderline poor' as he makes some pretty big mistakes. This led to them devising a plan for a villain school, where villains can train to be evil. The equivalent of parents' evening could be 'heroes evening', where villains and their respective heroes have a little chat with their subject teachers. This is how they imagined one of their conversations to go...

Thursday, 24 January 2013

Smashed 9000 views!

Wow! I can't believe the surge in reviews has managed to land us beyond 9000! This is crazy, and it wouldn't have been possible without every one of you reading this blog! Thank you so much, this means the world and I hope you continue to enjoy reading :D
Please can the 9000th viewer comment on this post to get a mention in the 'Hall of Fame'. Thanks :)

Wicks' Week of Quotes: Day 4

"...just excuse me for one moment...yes my lord?!"
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
Wicks and Master discussed the use of the tattoo that all Deatheaters (followers of Voldemort) have. Apparently it can be used to summon other Deatheaters, but the two thought that it was rather unnecessary as they could just ring eachother up on the phone. Then Wicks imagined a Deatheater taking a moment out of their day-to-day life to speak to the Dark Lord...

Happy Birthday, Wicks!!!

Birthday wishes to Simon Wicks! Hope you have a fantastic day :)

Here's a pic of the cake that Master made for Wicks:

Wednesday, 23 January 2013

Avengers Poll...please vote!

Hey guys!

The other day, Wicks and Master had a little discussion in their PE lesson that eventually had them to pondering about who their favourite Marvel Avenger is. They also wondered whether or not there would be an equal number of fans for each Avenger. So, to test out this hypothesis, a poll has been created on this blog, so please go and vote! It will be interesting to find out what different people think. Thanks :)
[The poll can be found on the right-hand side of the page.]

Wicks' Week of Quotes: Day 3

"With only 2 minutes in between. Doctor's appointment. Doctor's appointment cancelled."
- A.A. H.W.

Story behind quote:
We discuss how it must have seemed on the registration form when ArwaChihuahua went for a doctor's appointment but came back 2 minutes later as it was cancelled.

Tuesday, 22 January 2013

Wicks' Week of Quotes: Day 2

"What is the meaning of life? Make sure to leave your answer in surd form."
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
ANT posed this question to us one day whilst Master was revising for an exam. The closest answer that Wicks came to was in terms of π. Not a bad effort ;p

Monday, 21 January 2013

Wicks' Week of Quotes: Day 1

Master: "It's not a sandwich though."
Wicks: *The Look*
- H.W. J.C.

Story behind quote:
Wicks calls a wrap a sandwich, so Master decides to correct her. In annoyance of Master's pedanticness, Wicks gives 'The Look'. I guess Master deserved it.

[Note: 'The Look' is one which is significant as it cannot be mistaken for any other. It is an action which says, 'Did you really have to say that?' without the use of words.]