"I need to install something that electrocutes whoever sits on it."
- A.T.
Story behind quote:
It often gets quite crowded at the lunch table, with seats being taken at a 'ya snooze ya lose' basis. Here, ANT humours herself with an idea to maintain a seat...
[Note: ANT does not intend to carry out any operations of the sort previously stated. She expressed her views with the intention of comedy. Please do not take her quote to be a serious suggestion.]
.: Greetings, fellow Gerbils! :.
Greetings, fellow gerbils!
Hey there, it's Gerry here! As you may have gathered, I am a gerbil and this is a blog about my life on this planet. I appear to humans through a machine called the GerbilMaestro, which is an exact copy of my master. I control this machine and most of the time pretend to be my master in front of other humans.
I hope you enjoy reading my blog. Thanks a gerbillion!
Hey there, it's Gerry here! As you may have gathered, I am a gerbil and this is a blog about my life on this planet. I appear to humans through a machine called the GerbilMaestro, which is an exact copy of my master. I control this machine and most of the time pretend to be my master in front of other humans.
I hope you enjoy reading my blog. Thanks a gerbillion!
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