.: Greetings, fellow Gerbils! :.

Greetings, fellow gerbils!
Hey there, it's Gerry here! As you may have gathered, I am a gerbil and this is a blog about my life on this planet. I appear to humans through a machine called the GerbilMaestro, which is an exact copy of my master. I control this machine and most of the time pretend to be my master in front of other humans.
I hope you enjoy reading my blog. Thanks a gerbillion!

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Tuesday, 26 February 2013

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 14

"I didn't ROFL, I just SALTS."
- J.C. to S.A.

Story behind quote:
Master was laughing at something funny that happened in History. ConscienceSarah thought that her laughter was going on for quite some time, so she decided to ask if it was necessary for her to get out the stretcher and the broom. Naturally, Master was a little confused why a broom was needed, so therefore questioned ConscienceSarah. Apparently it is used to sweep people onto the stretcher. Hmmm, am I the only one who's a little worried?
But anyway, Master explained to ConscienceSarah, "I didn't ROFL, I just SALTS."

[Note:
ROFL - rolling on the floor laughing
SALTS - sniggered/smiled a little then stopped]

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