.: Greetings, fellow Gerbils! :.

Greetings, fellow gerbils!
Hey there, it's Gerry here! As you may have gathered, I am a gerbil and this is a blog about my life on this planet. I appear to humans through a machine called the GerbilMaestro, which is an exact copy of my master. I control this machine and most of the time pretend to be my master in front of other humans.
I hope you enjoy reading my blog. Thanks a gerbillion!

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Tuesday, 29 March 2011

Good Luck Mexx!

Wishing Mexx the best of luck (not that she needs it) for her piano exam tomorrow! I'm sure she will be great! That's it Mexx, go and shred that piano! (Btw, I didn't mean that literally. I don't want Mexx destroying the piano in one of her bear tantrums/rages!)

Meet Me Halfway...!

Hey there, gerbils! We have just reached over half way of Lent! I hope you are enjoying the quotes and haven't given up on your Lent resolution! :]

Friday, 25 March 2011

Today's Maths Lesson...!

We always have fun in our maths lessons, especially today. In our maths class we have Nasha, Mexx, ArwaChihuahua ad Master. Today was Mexx's lucky day as we were doing about bear-ings!!! I can assure you that it was a great lesson with no violence, at all :]

Mexx's Bear-thday Resolution has been slightly relaxed...

Well, since we have decided that Mexx should keep up her resolution for longer, we thought that we would let her use verbal insults, but NOT VIOLENCE!!!!! I think that's fair :]

Get well soon, ANT!!!

ANT was not at the Academy today because she was ill :( We hope that she gets well soon as she is missing the rare but beautiful sunshine here :]

Wednesday, 23 March 2011

2011 page-views! Lengendary!

Wow, I just logged on and I was the 2011th page-viewer! That is pretty legendary!

Mexx's Bear-thday Resolution

As it is nearing Mexx's birthday, Mexx has decided to give herself a bear-thday resolution! Even thought it is strange, Master is very grateful to it. Mexx's bear-thday resolution is.....wait for it.....wait.....wait.....it's really good.....ok.....you sure you wanna hear it.....i guess you do since you have read up to here.....it is.....to not use violence against people when she is annoyed with them (Master, in particular!) Note: Violence includes hitting, slapping, fish-slapping, punching, kicking, bear-hugging, strangling, etc.

Tuesday, 22 March 2011

Mexx's Ideal Nightmare...!

I know that the title of this post is a little strange, but I thought I'd share this with you. Here is a list of all the things in Mexx's Ideal Nightmare:
Pink background
Master dressed up as a leprachaun dancing round pot of gold
Mexx sitting in pot of gold
Cats following Master and attempting to jump into pot of gold
Master talking in Irish accent
Master saying "Bit chilly now!" in accent
ANT scraping her foot along the ground
Master laughing in a way Mexx finds annoying

Monday, 21 March 2011

Biggest number of page-views...yet!

We are approaching a huge number of page-views! Gerbils, we are near...wait for it...2000 page-views! I cannot believe it!!! Thank you for all your gerbil support and I can't wait to find out who is the 2000th page-viewer! :]
Comment on this post if you are the 2000th page-viewer :]

Sunday, 20 March 2011

Comic Relief :)

Well, what a weekend it has been! You've seen it all, but please donate to Comic Relief as it is such a great cause. You don't have to donate masses, just downloading something could help make a difference! Comment if you have donated :)

Friday, 18 March 2011

Latest Graeme Sightings...

Check out the Graeme Watch Corner for the latest Graeme Sightings! :]

Wacky costumes...!

As it was Red Nose Day today, everyone at Nasha Academy got to come in to school in non-school uniform! The sixth formers got to come in fancy dress, and here is a short list of only a fraction of the costumes we saw today:
Smurf
Karate dude
Shepherd
Dude with Mexican hat...and many more!
Leprechaun with pot of gold (Can it get any better?!?!)

Comment any others that you have seen around :]

Thursday, 17 March 2011

Good luck to Nasha and Ruby :]

We wish Nasha and Ruby the best of luck for tonight and tomorrow night's dance show at Nasha Academy. We are sure that you will both be brilliant :]

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Happy St. Patrick's Day to all you Irish gerbils! I hope it has been a lucky day for you all :]

Tuesday, 15 March 2011

We want ANT's blog back!!!

ANT has gone and deleted her blog! I can't believe it! I was absolutely furious when I went on it and it wasn't there >:(
But there is still time, if ANT goes back to it in the next 80 days then it will come back! Please tick :) at the bottom if you want ANT's blog back...

Saturday, 12 March 2011

We send our Gerbil Prayers to those in Japan...

What terrible and shocking news we have heard from Japan about the earthquake and tsunami. All of us gerbils and Master send our prayers to those who are unfortunate enough to be there right now. Please tick :) if you feel the same as we do.

Friday, 11 March 2011

Updates!

Nasha Academy News has been updated! Check it out and comment on it at the bottom of this post :)

Wednesday, 9 March 2011

40 Quotes of Lent!

Today we start our 40 Quotes of Lent! There will be a quote for each day to help you get through this period of time. So, what has everybody given up? Comment below :)

Tuesday, 8 March 2011

Today's the...

...100th Anniversary of International Women's Day! OMG! Hope that all u female gerbils are having a good day!

It's Shrove Tuesday!

Hey everyone!
It's Shrove Tuesday today! Us gerbils are gonna have a pancake-flipping competition and then a pancake-eating competition! We'll let you know who wins :)
What are you doing for Shrove Tuesday/Pancake Day? Comment below :)

Tuesday, 1 March 2011

Go check out Graeme Watch!

The Graeme Watch Corner has officially been added to the blog for all you wonderful gerbils out there! We hope you like it and please rate it at the bottom of this post by ticking one of the three boxes. Thanks, and we hope you like The Graeme Watch Corner! :)

NEW!!! Graeme Watch is coming!

Due to popular demand, we are proud to announce that there will, from now on, be a 'Graeme Watch Corner', where we will update sightings of Graeme. This feature will be arriving later on today! We can't wait!

NEW!!! Pic Of The Month

Pinch, punch, first day of the month! It's March, so go and check out the new 'Pic Of The Month'. Hope you like it! :)

It's Brybry/Stas' Birthday!

Happy Birthday Brybry/Stas!
Hope you have an awesome day :)
Lo♥e from all the gerbils and Master. xxxxxx

Off to the Hairdresser's...

Today, us gerbils are gonna get our hair cut for comic relief! Here's what each of us are having our hair cut as:
Gerry: Trimmed
Miranda: Layered
Freddie: Red highlights
Bobby: Mohican
Jeremy: Afro

It's St. David's Day!

Hey there, dudes and dudettes!
Happy St. David's Day!
Gerbil Lo♥e to all you Welsh gerbils ;)
From the gerbils and Master. xxxxxx