.: Greetings, fellow Gerbils! :.

Greetings, fellow gerbils!
Hey there, it's Gerry here! As you may have gathered, I am a gerbil and this is a blog about my life on this planet. I appear to humans through a machine called the GerbilMaestro, which is an exact copy of my master. I control this machine and most of the time pretend to be my master in front of other humans.
I hope you enjoy reading my blog. Thanks a gerbillion!

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Thursday, 16 December 2010

Quote Advent Calendar: Day 16

"A cough a day keeps the Bear away!"
- J.C.

Story behind quote:
Today, at lunchtime, Master, Stas and The Beckster went round in a circle each coughing once. With each cough everyone did, Mexx took a step back, and that was when Master said, "A cough a day keeps the Bear away!" It's a fact, everybody! So if you are ever unfortunate enough to have the Bear about to hit, slap, slaughter, torture or in any form harm you, you know what to do.

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