.: Greetings, fellow Gerbils! :.

Greetings, fellow gerbils!
Hey there, it's Gerry here! As you may have gathered, I am a gerbil and this is a blog about my life on this planet. I appear to humans through a machine called the GerbilMaestro, which is an exact copy of my master. I control this machine and most of the time pretend to be my master in front of other humans.
I hope you enjoy reading my blog. Thanks a gerbillion!

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Monday, 28 February 2011

Congratulations to Clara!

Clara is the 1500th page-viewer! Congratulations! We'd also like to thank everybody else that viewed our blog, I can't believe that we have so many views over such a short amount of time!
Next time we will be looking out for the 2000th page-viewer. I can't wait! (;

Sunday, 27 February 2011

Who's it gonna be?

Who will be the 1500th page-viewer?
I can't believe that we have so many page-views, it brings a tear to my eye (sob)!
Comment below if you are the 1500th page-viewer. Good luck (;

Do Something Funny For Money!

It's Comic Relief! Come on gerbils, let's try and raise as much money as possible for this great cause! What is everyone going to do? Comment below what you think us gerbils should do that is funny and will raise money (;

Friday, 25 February 2011

Back to The Academy on Monday...

Hey guys!
Aahhhh, it's the end of Half Term now and we shall be returning to The Academy bright and early on Monday! I hope everybody has had a good Half Term and I hope to see you all back safe and sound! :) Love you!

Thursday, 24 February 2011

Page-views!

Hey there, gerbil dudes and dudettes!
We thought that we'd slightly change the way the page-views work. We will, from now on, only have specific numbers of page-views where we will ask if you are the ___ page-viewer. These will be special numbers of page-views. You can find the all important page-view numbers in the 'Hall Of Fame' and make sure that you come back to visit this blog to ensure that you are the ___ page-viewer! Thanks a gerbillion! :)

Tuesday, 22 February 2011

Gerbils at the Gym...

All of us gerbils here have been working hard, pumping iron in the gym! Got to keep in shape. Gosh, Gerry runs  speedily on the wheel! Check out a pic of him on Random Pic :)

Love to the Bear ♥

As we have been posting lots of Bear-related stuff, I thought I'd just say that Mexx is an amazing bear and we should appreciate the fact that she is a bear! It's not like we are doing this to make fun of her! We do this because we lo♥e her so much! We lo♥e you loads and loads, Mexx!

Monday, 21 February 2011

Whats up?

Hey there!
All of us dudes and dudettes from Nasha Academy are on Half Term, WOOOOP WOOOOP!!!!!!!!! I hope you are all having a good day!

Friday, 18 February 2011

Bear-related songs...!

I thought I'd do a special post on bear-related songs. All of these are dedicated to Mexx! :)
Here is the list:
Bear-llionaire (Billionaire - Travie Mccoy ft. Bruno Mars)
Who's That Bear? (Who's That Chick? - David Guetta ft. Rihanna)
Wonderbear (Wonderman - Tinie Tempah ft. Ellie Goulding)
White Bear (White Horse - Taylor Swift)
Do It Like a Bear (Do It Like A Dude - Jessie J)
California Bearz (California Gurls - Katy Perry)
Only Bear (Only Girl - Rihanna)
Where Is The Bear? (Where Is The Love? - Black Eyed Peas)
OMB (OMG - Usher)
The Bear Who Murdered Love (The Boy Who Murdered Love - Diana Vickers)
Guns And Bears (Guns And Horses - Ellie Goulding)
Bear Bear Bear (Blah Blah Blah - Ke$ha)

And the list just goes on and on and on...

Coment if you have any more Bear-related songs for us to be singing!

Wednesday, 16 February 2011

This was good enough to make Mexx Bear laugh...!

As Mexx was a little down-in-the-dumps today, I just happened to make up a few jokes about her that happened to be...mildly related to Tinie Tempah. Here is what I said (Remember: When you are reading this, read all the italic words in the way they sound in their song. Have fun!):
Oh look Stas, Bear looks as though she is going to Pass Out, it might be because she's feelin' a little Frisky! Oooh! Bear's Tempah is wearing thin, it's probably been reduced to this Tinie little thing by now! Actually, on second thoughts, Bear is Invincible, so I'm sure she'll be fine! After all, she is just abouts Wonderbear :)
Yep, those jokes really were Written In The Stars! (Btw, I had to say the Wonderbear part quickly or else I would have recieved a slap on the face)
Check back on this blog frequently as we make more joke Discoverys!

Comment if you have any more Tinie Tempah related jokes for Mexx!