Exam Week 4: Day 3

"Quarck, I waddled in the pond at King's."
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
Wicks decides to adopt the persona of a rather posh duck.

Exam Week 4: Day 2

"I'm sure they have an arsenal of carsinogenic substances."
- J.C.

Story behind quote:
After further research, Wicks decides to ditch #cementtime in favour of another more deadly building material. When contemplating how to acquire such resources, Master suggested that a certain organisation, namely HYDRA, is like to be in possession of an abundance of said materials.

IMPORTANT: Please do not try this at home. Simon Wicks does not truly intend to take such drastic actions.

Exam Week 4: Day 1

"And then BAM! Cement time..."
- H.W.

Story behind quote:
Wicks devises a plan to get rid of a certain S.H.I.E.L.D. agent that she is less than fond of. This time they will be gone for good. Additionally, she would also be setting an admirable example to other agents, who will most likely be in awe of her thoroughness, and left thinking to themselves 'I wish I was as competent as Wicks'.

Exam Week 3: Day 5

"Go away. Society hates you."
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
ANT on an individual playing loud music in their car.
This phrase is often used in juxtaposition with a smiley sun emoticon to achieve the full comedic effect.

IMPORTANT: This quote is not a representation of ANT's true opinions and beliefs. She said this purely for the sake of comedy.

Exam Week 3: Day 4

"I need to channel utter disappointment and sadness."
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
The key to mastering the 'unimpressed face'.

IMPORTANT: This quote is not a representation of ANT's true opinions and beliefs. She said this purely for the sake of comedy.

Exam Week 3: Day 3

"Everything's purple. It's like Modern Girl for Candy Crush."
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
ANT on the new OWL world on Candy Crush.

IMPORTANT: This quote is not a representation of ANT's true opinions and beliefs. She said this purely for the sake of comedy.

We are not affiliated with the creators of 'Modern Girl' or 'Candy Crush Saga'.

Exam Week 3: Day 2

"There's fire and murder, but no rape."
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
ANT draws the line on what is an acceptable ending to her twisted fairytale.

IMPORTANT: This quote is not a representation of ANT's true opinions and beliefs. She said this purely for the sake of comedy.  

Exam Week 3: Day 1

"Every day is a Blue Monday."
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
ANT's views on #BlueMonday

IMPORTANT: This quote is not a representation of ANT's true opinions and beliefs. She said this purely for the sake of comedy. 

Happy Birthday, ANT!

Hope you have a smashing day ;)

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Exam Quote Week 3 - dedicated to ANT

With ANT's birthday being at the start of the week, we're gonna dedicate the whole of Exam Quote Week 3 to our blunt and brilliant buddy :)

IMPORTANT: The following quotes are not representative of ANT's true opinions and beliefs. She said these things purely for the sake of comedy.