.: Greetings, fellow Gerbils! :.

Greetings, fellow gerbils!
Hey there, it's Gerry here! As you may have gathered, I am a gerbil and this is a blog about my life on this planet. I appear to humans through a machine called the GerbilMaestro, which is an exact copy of my master. I control this machine and most of the time pretend to be my master in front of other humans.
I hope you enjoy reading my blog. Thanks a gerbillion!

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Friday, 3 December 2010

A special shout-out to the 400th page viewer!

Hey gerbils!
Wow! We are on a roll for page views! So, I am promising a special shout-out to the 400th page viewer! If you are the lucky person then please comment on this post and I will immediately post a special shout-out dedicated to you! But no cheating by just clicking the refresh button!
Good Luck!

Back to the mission...!

I haven't told you much about my adventures that I've been on for the mission of getting back the key from Stas. That's because I've been so busy on treacherous treks through hot and cold! But I apologize. I have been all round the world and I am near my final destination (or so the SatNav says!). So far, I have been to the Sahara Desert, where I have been chased by camels, so I decided to quickly teleport. Because I didn't have enough time to think of where I wanted to teleport to, I ended up at the North Pole. I accidently entered Mexx the Polarbear's territory so I got chased out by the rest of Mexx's polarbear friends. I teleported again and this time I ended up in the Stone Age (dunno how that happened!). I was tired so I went into a cave hoping for a nice nap (gosh, I feel like a cat having a cat nap). Just as I was dozing off, I got hit around the head by a Caveman with a club. This time I made sure that I teleported back home. When I got home I found an email sent to me by Ruby. The email gave me the whereabouts of Stas (turns out that she was sleep-walking). I aim to retrieve the key in the next 24 hours.
Anyway, thanks for using _ minutes of your precious time to read all this. I am very grateful!
There will be more to come very soon...

Thank you, Nasha!

A huge thank you to Nasha, who is an absolute legend and came into the Academy today and gave me a load of fridge magnets (you know the ones you get from Innocent Smoothies? You've seen the advert, right???). So, again, Cheers Nasha! Love you loads! :) ♥ x

Quote Advent Calendar: Day 3

"Paul, that is just appalling!"
- J.C. P.M.

Story behind quote:
Master just randomly thought of this one day, as you may have gathered already, both Master and I both love randomness. Do you get it, "Paul, that is just appalling!" LOL :D

Thursday, 2 December 2010

Shout-out to Ruby!

This is a shout-out to Ruby! I hope she gets better soon because all of us gerbils are missing her really badly here at Nasha Academy. Get well soon! ♥ x ☺

Quote Advent Calendar: Day 2

"We're special in a special way!"
- J.C. M.R.

Story behind quote:
Carrying on from the Enrichment Day at Nasha Academy (see Day 1 if you have no clue about what I am talking about), Mexx and Master were very hyper that day so it was all giggles and falling over. Because they thought that they were being very wierd and strange, Master said "We're special in a special way!", and they laughed some more about that. 

Wednesday, 1 December 2010

Check out my new Random Pic!

This one isn't very random but it sure is seasonal! Why not scroll down and check it out!

Quote Advent Calendar: Day 1

"Caveman must have stick!"
- M.R.

Story behind quote:
On a lovely Art & RE Enrichment Day at Nasha Academy in June, Mexx and Master were out doing their lovely piece of artwork out in Nashville Country Park. Mexx grabbed a stick and attacked LG (a very phony guy) with it. LG tried to take the stick off Mexx, and then Mexx said "Caveman must have stick" in a caveman accent!

Wowzers! 300 views!

Thanks for all the page views, keep them coming!!! :)

Pinch, punch, first day of the month!

Hey there!
As it is the first day of December, I will be starting my quote advent calendar, so please check back frequently. The quote advent calendar can be found in the Christmas section of this blog.