.: Greetings, fellow Gerbils! :.

Greetings, fellow gerbils!
Hey there, it's Gerry here! As you may have gathered, I am a gerbil and this is a blog about my life on this planet. I appear to humans through a machine called the GerbilMaestro, which is an exact copy of my master. I control this machine and most of the time pretend to be my master in front of other humans.
I hope you enjoy reading my blog. Thanks a gerbillion!

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Saturday, 31 March 2012

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 39

"Harry Potter, the boy who lived come to speedily die..."
- A.W. A.T. J.C.

Come back tomorrow to find out the second part of this quote!

Friday, 30 March 2012

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 38

"I tick publishing and design, and they give me salon assistant?!"
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
When ANT found out that she has to work at a salon for her work experience, she was a little disappointed, shall we say ;p

Thursday, 29 March 2012

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 37

"What is it with random objects in bushes today?"
- J.C. to M.R.

Story behind quote:
On the way to school, Mexx and Master observe a number of random objects in bushes, including a bin bag that looked like a bowling ball and a cuddly toy ;p

Wednesday, 28 March 2012

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 36

"They're alright...can I have another one?"
- A.T. to K.T.

Story behind quote:
This week, ANT's lil' bro made cool cookies, which he proudly offered to us. He then proceeded to ask for ANT's opinion on how they tasted, to which ANT replied, "They're alright..." Upon hearing this, a look of disappointment flooded his face, but then ANT asked for another one, which meant she liked them ;p All good.

Tuesday, 27 March 2012

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 35

"Whatta ____!"
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
ANT's iconic catchphrase for whatever's cool..."Whatta ____!"

Monday, 26 March 2012

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 34

"Question: How can your voice go up that high?"
- J.E.

Story behind quote:
Tozloz was mocking George in a very high pitched voice, almost like a falsetto. So LG asked him, "Question: How can your voice go up that high?"

Sunday, 25 March 2012

Remember to turn your clocks forward!

British Summer Time begins today!
I can't wait for summer! Particularly the sunny and warm weather :)
Tick :) if you can't wait for summer too!

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 33

"...but we ended up in the country park with George!"
- A.W. J.C.

Story behind quote:
Wadz and Master reminisce about Wadz's party last year...

Saturday, 24 March 2012

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 32

"You been blogging, oh wait, it's all scheduled."
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
When ANT found out that Master schedules her posts, she was very disappointed as she thought that Master was extremely dedicated and blogged everyday at a certain time. So now, when ANT asks what Master did over the weekend, she says, "You been blogging, oh wait, it's all scheduled."

Friday, 23 March 2012

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 31

"Correct me!"
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
A lot of the time, Master finds a way to prove ANT wrong, so most of the time noe, ANT expects Master to correct her ;p

Thursday, 22 March 2012

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 30

"Flapjack cookies"
- K.T.

Story behind quote:
After school one day, we met ANT's lil' bro who had made flapjack cookies in his cooking lesson and offered some to everyone. He then went about shouting out "Flapjack cookies" to the now empty school. Afterwards, Wadz's and ANT's impression of the way he shouted 'cookie' made Master laugh uncontrolably. Everyone got rather worried on the way home and Mexx just decided to walk alone.
Note: To ANT's surprise, the cookies were actually pretty good :)

Wednesday, 21 March 2012

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 29

Wadz: "I swear she looks different today..."
ANT: "There's nothing different about her today"
Wadz: "No, but there definitely is something..."
ANT: "The only difference is that she's not wearing a jumper today."
Wadz: "That then."

Story behind quote:
On the way home, Wadz and ANT discuss how they think someone looks different ;p

Tuesday, 20 March 2012

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 28

"I don't understand how, he just clicks it and it falls apart!"
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
ANT was talking about how she lent her lil' bro a pen, which he managed to break just by clicking it. Skills ;p

Monday, 19 March 2012

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 27

"Driver is such a beast! *Scottish accent*"
- T.B.

Story behind quote:
Tom often says this about the language teacher, Driver ;p

Sunday, 18 March 2012

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 26

"Why would someone say shiny grey?? It's just called silver!"
- J.E.

Story behind quote:
LG was explaining to Master about a car, which was in the colour 'shiny grey'. He then proceeded to have a rant about why the colour should just be called 'silver'.

Happy Mother's Day!

I hope all the Mothers are having a great day! And if you're not a mum, hopefully you are all treating your mums well :)
Love to all!

Saturday, 17 March 2012

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 25

"Who is this kid?!"
- T.B.

Story behind quote:
Our new Chemistry teacher is not making an amazing first impression. There are many errors in the sheets that we have to do and much of the time words are spelt wrong on the board. One day Tom got very annoyed and said, "Who is this kid?!" in a hilarious accent ;p

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Hope all the Irish gerbils have a fabulously lucky day today!
How do you like our dedicated wallpaper? ;p

Friday, 16 March 2012

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 24

"Well, that helped."
- A.T.

Story behind quote:
When ANT came into Form this morning, the tables were so close together that she couldn't get in. So she tried to push the tables further apart, but this didn't help much either so she just squeezed in and said, "Well, that helped." For some reason, Master could not stop laughing at the way she said it ;p

Thursday, 15 March 2012

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 23

"Today we are learning about alkanes *pronounced owl-kanes*"
- T.B.

Story behind quote:
Our new Chemistry teacher speaks with a rather unique accent. And Tom is more than happy to do impressions of her, expression the way she says 'alkanes' (pronouced owl-kanes) and 'short' (pronounced shawt).

Wednesday, 14 March 2012

Happy Pi Day!

As you may know, today is Pi Day (3/14/12)! I hope you all have a great day filled with knowledge ;)

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 22

"That's gonna become Muesli in the next 5 minutes!"
- J.C.

Story behind quote:
At lunchtime, ANT, Wadz, ArwaChihuahua, Stas and Master were recreating the Form's game of 'Toss the tin foil'. Only no one had foil, so they just decided to play with a cereal bar. At this, Master said, "That's gonna become Muesli in the next 5 minutes!" And Stas laughed at this ;p

Tuesday, 13 March 2012

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 21

"You walked past me today!"
- J.C. to A.N.

Story behind quote:
Before English, Bex and Master usually stand in their usual spot and wait for people in their classes. Master waits for Nasha, and they have a thing where they see if Nasha spots Master in the usual spot. Normally Nasha will recognise Master, but on one day she didn't. Then Master walked in behind Nasha and said triumphantly, "You walked past me today!"

Monday, 12 March 2012

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 20

"...it's like a house, but inside a house..."
- J.C.

Story behind quote:
Mexx and Master were discussing how much a Steinway piano would cost. Mexx suggested it would cost as much as a house, then Master said what is probably the dumbest thing ever, "...it's like a house, but inside a house..."

Sunday, 11 March 2012

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 19

"Look, Mexx it's you! *Points at Polar bear on car*"
- J.C.

Story behind quote:
As we walked back to our teacher's car at the end of the Maths Challenge, Master observed a Polar bear sticker on Sir's car window, then turned to Mexx and said, "Look, Mexx it's you!" And the rest of the team laughed, even though we doubt they knew the joke about Mexx being a bear. I guess even without knowledge of the joke she still gives people the impression of being a bear ;)

Saturday, 10 March 2012

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 18

"...and that was 'Domino', but in Norman!"
- T.B.

Story behind quote:
Tom was singing 'Domino' by Jessie J in Chemistry, but in a Norman accent, which Master found hilarious!

Friday, 9 March 2012

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 17

Yesterday: "You're so clever. (Sarcastic)"
Today: "Thank you! (Sincerely)"
- M.R. & R.P.

Story behind quote:
Another quote from the Maths Challenge. Through the day as Mexx got to know her idol, Ryan, she started thinking that he was weird, when in reality she can't say much about someone else being weird. So when Ryan said something obvious, Mexx said sarcastically, "You're sooo clever." To which Ryan replied, "Thank you!" The way he said it made it the best come-back ever!

Thursday, 8 March 2012

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 16

"You're so clever. (Sarcastic)"
- M.R.

Come back tomorrow for the second part of this quote... ;p

Wednesday, 7 March 2012

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 15

"How come you lot are so much more educated in female culture than I am?!"
- J.C.

Story behind quote:
In their Chemistry lesson at Nasha Academy, Nasha, Tozloz, Tom, LG, George and Master were discussing chic-flicks, when Master realized that she hadn't seen some of the films the guys and Nasha were talking about, such as 'Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging'. So Master asked, "How come you lot are so much more educated in female culture than I am?!" to which they just shrugged their shoulders in reply ;p

Tuesday, 6 March 2012

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 14

"Are you having a difficult time believing this?"
- J.C.

Story behind quote:
On the way back from the Maths Challenge, Mexx was talking about how she was innocent and quiet in the first few years at Nasha Academy. However, after the day's events and Mexx's behaviour, our other teammates looked doubtful at his, so Master asked, "Are you having a difficult time believing this?"

Monday, 5 March 2012

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 13

"Maybe it's because she thinks you're cute?!"
- J.M.

Story behind quote:
This quote is from the Team Maths Challenge, which Mexx and Master participated in. On the day, Mexx had a craze with calling everything and everyone cute whenever possible. So when one of their teammates', Ryan's, voice went weird, Mexx burst out laughing, whilst Ryan was just confused as to why she was. Then another teammate, Joel, said, "Maybe it's because she thinks you're cute?!"

Sunday, 4 March 2012

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 12

"Hashtag CBA"
- Mr. G.

Story behind quote:
A specific sports teacher at Nasha Academy always tries to annoy Mexx by saying this, and "You go girlfriend!" to her in a girly tone ;p

Saturday, 3 March 2012

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 11

Yesterday: "Have the Pretzel stick! You know you want to..."
Today: "No, don't listen to her! Do not take it!"
- A.W. & A.T. to J.C.

Story behind quote:
Wadz tries to persuade 10 people to try a Pretzel stick, but ANT is determined to stop her ;p So when Wadz tries to tempt Master, ANT steps in and the two act as the devil and angel, respectively, of Master's conscience, which is rather amusing to watch. ;p

Friday, 2 March 2012

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 10

"Have the Pretzel stick! You know you want to..."
- A.W.

Come back tomorrow to find out the next half of the quote :)

Thursday, 1 March 2012

Happy Birthday Stas!

Today is Stas' Birthday! Yayyy! Hope she's had a great day filled with joy :) We love you!

It's World Book Day!

Gosh, there are so many events happening today, it's all rather overwhelming!
I hope you have all had a fabulously fun World Book Day!
I thought I'd take this opportunity to talk about some books which I've been interested in recently :)

A few days ago, I finished reading The Hunger Games Trilogy, which, in my opinion, is brilliant! I would really recommend it as it is such a thought-provoking series and I found it really interesting. It will also have a film coming out this month on the 23rd, can't wait to see it!




Comment below any books you have been interested or which book character you dressed up as today :)

St. David's Day

Hope all you Welsh gerbils have a smashin' day!
Here's 5 facts about St David's Day:
1. St. David's Day is on 1st March as it was the day St. David died in 589.
2. St. David's symbol is the leek.
3. Traditionally a Welsh stew called Cawl, containing lamb and leek, would be eaten on this day.
4. Parades, food festivals, concerts and street parties would take place across Wales today.
5. It wasn't until the 18th Century that they St. David's Day was declared a national day of celebration in Wales.

40 Quotes of Lent: Day 9

"How many galaxies have you crushed today?"
- C.H.

Story behind quote:
Occasionally people ask Master questions like this at random, to which Master replies, "None so far."