Greetings, fellow gerbils! Hey there, it's Gerry here! As you may have gathered, I am a gerbil and this is a blog about my life on this planet. I appear to humans through a machine called the GerbilMaestro, which is an exact copy of my master. I control this machine and most of the time pretend to be my master in front of other humans. I hope you enjoy reading my blog. Thanks a gerbillion!
Just wishing you all a wonderful Christmas filled with joy! I hope you've all gotten what you wanted ;p Thank you to everyone who got me presents, including ANT, Wadz, ArwaChihuahua, Mexx, Stas, The Beckster, Nash, Wicks and many others!
JOY TO THE WORLD. (As ANT would say ;p)
Story behind quote:
ANT told Master the joke that her grandad came up with whilst at a Christmas fair. The stool they were at sold old fashioned advent calendars (the ones with pictures instead of chocolates), and ANT's grandad said, "Their days are numbered!"
"An energetic bear, is that against health and safety regulations?" - J.C. to M.R.
Story behind quote:
Mexx was rather hyper on day and decided to email Master at 2.26am just to tell her she was feeling very energetic and couldn't get to sleep, which Master replied, "An energetic bear, is that against health and safety regulations?"
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A new path has been opened near Master's residence, which many people walk past everyday. Wadz decided it was her duty to test Master's limits by shouting out, "I hope a certain owner flips!" whenever she walked past.
Yesterday: "The bear-d bear likes to drink beer in bed…"
Today: "…but the bear bear-lieves that Bear-lin is the bear-st place for bear-thday parties!" - J.E. & J.C. Translation: The bad bear likes to drink beer in bed...but the bear believes that Berlin is the best place for birthday parties!
Story behind quote: A little tongue twister that LG and Master made up in Physics for Mexx Bear :)
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For their science homework, they were asked to research a Wii competition. The Beckster asked Master if they could compare, so she said, "Can I see your wii-search?"
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After chewing on some refreshing gum, ANT said to Master, "Mintyyy!" They considered this suitable for some sort of chewing gum advert.
Hey!
Like many schools across the country, this has been the last week of term. I hope you all have an incredible holiday and I can't wait to see you all again next year!
Have a very Gerry Christmas! ;)
In Form, ANT and Master were playing a match of Squares because they were bored of the movie that the rest of the form were watching. It was a spectacular match with ANT taking the lead, however the tables turned as the game went on. In the end, it was all down to the very last stroke of the pen, that lead to Master's victory. Here are the total number of squares that each player managed to draw:
ANT: 31/81
Master: 50/81
It was funny because Master was taking it so seriously and had to think about every move carefully ;p
Overall, it was a fabulous final day at Nasha Academy! Can't wait to see everyone again next year :)
"Yeah, mine went like that little kid!" - A.T. to J.C.
Story behind quote:
Once, ANT saw a rather epic little kid at Nasha Academy with furious red hair, who was able to run at an incredible speed. We call him 'The Flame'. ANT and Master were discussing how the week had gone rather quickly, which ANT said, "Yeah, mine went like that little kid!"
"It's THE FORCE!!!" - M.A. T.B. T.S. T.C. A.W. J.C.
Story behind quote:
Being able to strangle someone from a great distance away is one that can be mastered only by the best. Being able to choke from this requires even more skill.
"Awwwh, it looks like they're on a date!" - J.E. to S.H. & C.C.
Story behind quote:
Two lads were sharing a very small table in our music class at Nasha Academy. They were sitting opposite eachother, and then LG said, "Awwwh, it looks like they're on a date!"
"His pencil's turned into a toffee crisp!" - J.E. C.B. & P.M.
Story behind quote:
The Appalling One was asking around if anyone had a pencil that he could borrow. Meanwhile, LG was subtly muching on a Toffee Crisp, so when The Appalling One asked LG, Bryant simply said, "His pencil's turned into a toffee crisp!"
This week I thought we could focus on some new films and DVD's that have just come out!
First up, the Harry Potter Boxset!
This was released on Friday 2nd December.
I must tell you, this is a must-have for any Harry Potter fan!
Take a look at the trailer for it:
Next, Puss In Boots!
In cinemas Friday 9th December.
This is for all the Shrek fans and features the story of the famous feline before he met Shrek and Donkey.
Here's the trailer:
And finally, for today...Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows
In cinemas Friday 16th December.
I don't know about you guys, but I absolutely loved the first Sherlock Holmes movie, and thankfully they've decided to make a sequel for it. With a cast including Robert Downey Jr, Jude Law and Stephen Fry, I'm sure it'll be pretty epic ;p
Check out the trailer:
"Look Mexx Bear, are you proud of me?" - J.E. & A.V. to M.R.
Story behind quote:
Being influenced by the Bear, many people have been writing neatly in their books and then showing Mexx, saying, "Look Mexx Bear, are you proud of me?" Whilst Mexx just gives them a strange look, and stutters a 'Yes'.
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ArwaChihuahua asks ANT what lesson she herself had next and ANT replies D.T. However, to make extra sure, she proceeds to ask Mexx if they have German. Mexx had heard her conversation with ANT and thought it was interesting ;p
My day is officialy complete! ANT and Wadz went to the new shop down the road and came back with a load of random, but epic, stuff. They bought me what they considered 'the most random thing in the shop that they thought I would hate', which was the Choc Dip, and then threw in some Vimto flavoured Skiddadles aswell! It doesn't get much better than that, my friend ;p Thanks guys! Note: I actually quite like the Choc Dips, as a matter of fact ;p
Wadz, ANT and Master frequently do impressions of these quotes on the way back home. They were originally said by a few lads from the Academy. It's pretty funny how they say it, hence why we do impressions of them ;p Wadz usually says this particular quote.
Wadz, ANT and Master frequently do impressions of these quotes on the way back home. They were originally said by a few lads from the Academy. It's pretty funny how they say it, hence why we do impressions of them ;p ANT usually says this particular quote.
The quotes for the next 3 days are all said by the same group of people.
"Una cabeza" - T.B.
Story behind quote:
Wadz, ANT and Master frequently do impressions of these quotes on the way back home. They were originally said by a few lads from the Academy. It's pretty funny how they say it, hence why we do impressions of them ;p Wadz usually says this particular quote.
"But if you texted her then it would obviously mean you have a signal?!" - J.C. to M.R.
Story behind quote:
Another quote from the revision session mentioned in Day 3. Someone asked Mexx to check if she could get a signal on her phone. Then, they decided to get Mexx to text them to see if she cud get a signal. However, Master said to Mexx, "But if you texted her then it would obviously mean you have a signal?!"
“That pen’s already claimed two victims tonight!” - J.C. to M.R.
Story behind quote:
When Mexx and Master were at a revision session, Mexx was using a pen. She happened to be subconsciously putting it in her mouth, but she managed to drop it. The first time she dropped it, someone picked it up for her, not knowing she had been chewing it. The second time she dropped it someone else picked it up for her. Then Master said to Mexx, “That pen’s already claimed two victims tonight!”