Congratulations to Clara!

Clara is the 1500th page-viewer! Congratulations! We'd also like to thank everybody else that viewed our blog, I can't believe that we have so many views over such a short amount of time!
Next time we will be looking out for the 2000th page-viewer. I can't wait! (;

Who's it gonna be?

Who will be the 1500th page-viewer?
I can't believe that we have so many page-views, it brings a tear to my eye (sob)!
Comment below if you are the 1500th page-viewer. Good luck (;

Do Something Funny For Money!

It's Comic Relief! Come on gerbils, let's try and raise as much money as possible for this great cause! What is everyone going to do? Comment below what you think us gerbils should do that is funny and will raise money (;

Back to The Academy on Monday...

Hey guys!
Aahhhh, it's the end of Half Term now and we shall be returning to The Academy bright and early on Monday! I hope everybody has had a good Half Term and I hope to see you all back safe and sound! :) Love you!

Page-views!

Hey there, gerbil dudes and dudettes!
We thought that we'd slightly change the way the page-views work. We will, from now on, only have specific numbers of page-views where we will ask if you are the ___ page-viewer. These will be special numbers of page-views. You can find the all important page-view numbers in the 'Hall Of Fame' and make sure that you come back to visit this blog to ensure that you are the ___ page-viewer! Thanks a gerbillion! :)

Gerbils at the Gym...

All of us gerbils here have been working hard, pumping iron in the gym! Got to keep in shape. Gosh, Gerry runs  speedily on the wheel! Check out a pic of him on Random Pic :)

Love to the Bear ♥

As we have been posting lots of Bear-related stuff, I thought I'd just say that Mexx is an amazing bear and we should appreciate the fact that she is a bear! It's not like we are doing this to make fun of her! We do this because we lo♥e her so much! We lo♥e you loads and loads, Mexx!

Whats up?

Hey there!
All of us dudes and dudettes from Nasha Academy are on Half Term, WOOOOP WOOOOP!!!!!!!!! I hope you are all having a good day!

Bear-related songs...!

I thought I'd do a special post on bear-related songs. All of these are dedicated to Mexx! :)
Here is the list:
Bear-llionaire (Billionaire - Travie Mccoy ft. Bruno Mars)
Who's That Bear? (Who's That Chick? - David Guetta ft. Rihanna)
Wonderbear (Wonderman - Tinie Tempah ft. Ellie Goulding)
White Bear (White Horse - Taylor Swift)
Do It Like a Bear (Do It Like A Dude - Jessie J)
California Bearz (California Gurls - Katy Perry)
Only Bear (Only Girl - Rihanna)
Where Is The Bear? (Where Is The Love? - Black Eyed Peas)
OMB (OMG - Usher)
The Bear Who Murdered Love (The Boy Who Murdered Love - Diana Vickers)
Guns And Bears (Guns And Horses - Ellie Goulding)
Bear Bear Bear (Blah Blah Blah - Ke$ha)

And the list just goes on and on and on...

Coment if you have any more Bear-related songs for us to be singing!

This was good enough to make Mexx Bear laugh...!

As Mexx was a little down-in-the-dumps today, I just happened to make up a few jokes about her that happened to be...mildly related to Tinie Tempah. Here is what I said (Remember: When you are reading this, read all the italic words in the way they sound in their song. Have fun!):
Oh look Stas, Bear looks as though she is going to Pass Out, it might be because she's feelin' a little Frisky! Oooh! Bear's Tempah is wearing thin, it's probably been reduced to this Tinie little thing by now! Actually, on second thoughts, Bear is Invincible, so I'm sure she'll be fine! After all, she is just abouts Wonderbear :)
Yep, those jokes really were Written In The Stars! (Btw, I had to say the Wonderbear part quickly or else I would have recieved a slap on the face)
Check back on this blog frequently as we make more joke Discoverys!

Comment if you have any more Tinie Tempah related jokes for Mexx!

Today...

I shall start this post off by talking about tomorrow first.
Tomorrow sees all of us doing some exams, which Mexx is particularly worried about! She has been panicking all day about it. It has just left ANT and Master laughing their heads off! They find it hilarious how Mexx thinks she is an idiot or that she is dumb! It is absolute nonsense! By the way, that is all I have to say about today. Here is a short summary: Mexx Bear runs around hysterically panicking about exams. Everybody else find her actions hilarious!
In previous years, Mexx has been known for snapping pencils, but this time, if she does snap a pencil then it may cost her for her answer paper to be confiscated and ripped up. This also happens if you happen to turn round and make eye contact during the test. So, if any of our papers are ripped up tomorrow because we turned round to find out what that big 'snap' behind us was, then we can be sure to blame it Bear...! But I am sure it will not come to that and Bear shall remain calm (I hope I am right).
I hope everybody does well tomorrow! Good Luck! (;

Mexx's New Name = EPIC!!!!!

Wadz came up with a new name for Mexx Bear today, and it has driven Mexx absolutely insane!

Here is a list of all of Mexx's names:
Mexx Bear
Solar Panel
Caveman
Colon
Coka Cola
AND here is her new name...
...wait for it...
...BAD KID BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The reason for this name is simple, it's because she is a totally bad kid!!! :)

Happy Valentines Day! ♥

I hope that everyone has had a great Valentines Day!
Lots of lo♥e from all the Gerbils!

This is a "BEST JOKE" award winner in the UK

Nasha emailed this to me, and I thought it was so good that it deserved to be on a post on this blog! Thanks Nasha! Here is the joke:

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."

The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
 
This particular joke won the best joke in a competition in Britain. 

 

Who was the 1300th page-viewer???

Please reply to this post if you were the 1300th page-viewer. Thanks!

ANT's great new hair!

All of us gerbils are lovin' ANT's new hair! She has got low-lights and it is slightly trimmed. It looks awesome! Also, Gerry was the first to notice this morning, LOL!

1300th page-viewer...

We haven't had an epic page-viewer in a while, but here's you chance to be the 1300th page-viewer.
Let the page-viewing commence! :)
I look forward to finding out who the 1300th page-viewer is!

Have an awesome birthday MW!

MW might not be able to read this, but that isn't gonna stop me from writing this message!
Wishing you an immensely awesome birthday to match your absolute legendariness! (;

What's up?

Hey there, gerbils!
Hope you are all having a good Sunday! What's everybody up to?

NEW!!! Graeme Watch

Move over, Bird Watch...
...make way for...wait for it...Graeme Watch!
What does everybody think of the idea of having a Graeme Watch Corner?
For those who don't know who Graeme is, well, Graeme is a sixth former at Nasha Academy, who Ruby, ANT and I are obssessed with! He is a really cool dude, who we are sometimes lucky enough to see walking around the Academy.
Please leave your thoughts by ticking one of the boxes below this post. Thanks a gerbillion, I look forward to hearing from you!

Audition!

Had a great time today with Mexx and The Halester auditioning for the Young Musician's Competition. We didn't get through, but ho-hum, we gave it our best shot and had a great time!

Speed Stacking

Today in form time, Master's form and others were doing speed stacking (for those who don't know what speed stacking is, it is just where you have cups and you have to stack them up in various formations). When it was Master's turn, being the kungfu master Master is, they parted way for her to get through. Master unfortunately didn't do too well, but still they all cheered (?) and said it was because Master was too fast for the cups!!! Some of thosedudesare very strange! (;

Pencils...!

Today, Nasha, Mexx, Master and lots of others took part in a Maths Challenge at Nasha Academy. In previous years Mexx Bear has been known for smapping pencils when frustrated at a question she cannot answer. This year, Nasha and Master were joking to Mexx about it. Thankfully no pencils were damaged at the end of the day. Now Mexx is going around calling us suckers just to prove her point. Does Mexx realise that Nasha and Master were just kiddin'? All in all, it was a cool experience! :)

Nearly burst out laughing...

Today in our English class at Nasha Academy, the teacher said 'speedily', and Mexx and I nearly burst out laughing! You know, just because of the word 'speedily' (if you are unsure of what I am talking about then read the related story in the section named 'News from Nasha Academy')

Wow! This is amazing!

Everybody, you have to go and check out Wadz's blog. If you scroll down there is a section named 'Norrisism', and it is absolutely brilliant! It literally made my jaw drop, and then I started laughing! Also go and take part in her poll about who is the best character. You can find Wadz's blog in the 'Other blogs' section or right here: http://www.atube-wadz.blogspot.com/
Enjoy! Peace to all you gerbils!

I've been in the Bear's Cave!

I went to Mexx Bear's Cave today after school! It was amazing! We had a great time! Thanks for having me over today Mexx! :)

Stas' new name

We see the birth of a new name for Stas. Mexx bear and I decided to give her a new name. We will still call her Stas but here is her alternative name: Brybry (pronouced brie-brie) You like it?

New Pic of the Month!

Hey gerbils!
Check the new Pic of the Month! Hope you like it!
Remember to rate it by ticking one of the options below this post. Thanks! :)