ANT's epic story-telling skills...!

I have to tell you, ANT is an amazing story-teller! She can make a boring episode of Eastenders sound so exciting :] Here is what she told me today:
"I know you don't watch Eastenders, but I'm still gonna tell you this. So last night is was the engagement party for so-and-so and then this person turned up and it was like major awkward turtle! Then the roof collapsed in on him and this huge metal pole hit him on the head!"
Afterwards, I was talking to Ruby, who also watches Eastenders, about it and she said that it was actually a serious episode, then I laughed at the fact that ANT had made it sound so exciting/interesting :]